Ok, um. So I got bitten by this spider and then all this stuff happened to me. Like the walking on the ceiling stuff. I think it was some science experiment, 'cause it had a number painted on the back of it. It ran away after it bit me, so I didn't get a good look at what kind it was. Not that I would have known what kind of spider it was by looking anyway, unless it was a tarantula or a black widow, which it wasn't.

Not really helpful, but that's the story.