[She turns her attention to the dishes but, since the cat still seems to be listening--she's aware of how pathetic this is--Penny keeps talking.]

But I guess that, on the weirdness scale, that wouldn't rate too high. It's a good thing you missed the desert. That was pretty awful even for people, cat... I don't know how well you would've done. That's okay, though. Someone will take care of you, even if your person isn't in the City.