6 ☽ VIDEO ☾ DESSERT DAYS

[berthierite]

[ Berthier is usually of a very calm facade, perhaps a smug curl to her lips. At the moment, however, she seems to be a bit dazzled by the sheer magnitude of cake surrounding her.

She doesn't seem to realize that her device is on because she's walking through a small room, peering at all of the desserts, occasionally lowering a finger curiously into the frosting to taste. ]

I don't think I can name all of these different cakes... What flavor is that...

[ Stay and watch long enough and she'll begin to sample, one by one, with a look of enraptured bliss on her face. ]

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[anatural]

Are you...sure that's a good idea?

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[berthierite]

Pardon?

[Watch her blink and notice she's being filmed 8(]

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[anatural]

That might be your stuff you're eating.

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[berthierite]

Of course not.

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[anatural]

There's a curse today that's turning people's stuff into cake.

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[berthierite]

I'm perfectly aware of that. These are not my things.

[indecent_butterfly]

Careful now. Wouldn't want to eat too much.

[berthierite]

[Oh it's you B(]

Your concern is very touching.

[indecent_butterfly]

[Expecting someone else?]

Not at all. Beelzebub is such a terrible master. And it's such a pain to get your dresses let out.

[berthierite]

Please don't think to name my master.

[indecent_butterfly]

There are prettier sins than gluttony. But if you wish to make a pig of yourself, be of heart not to make too much noise as you do so.

[berthierite]

[Hisssss.]

All sins in equal measure.

[No, Berthier, your vainglory outshines all the rest.]

[indecent_butterfly]

Oh, did One hit a nerve?

[That's okay Bertie dear, the Satan of Pride won't call you on it too much.]

[berthierite]

Not at all, sin does not frighten me.

[IGNORING THE PIG COMMENT BECAUSE FUCK YOU.]

[indecent_butterfly]

And why should it?

There are some very nice tailors in the City and One can point you toward a shop or two that might have something in your size once you are done.

[berthierite]

[Hhh.]

Thank you, but I hardly trust them to have a shred of taste.

[indecent_butterfly]

One can not afford to be too picky once a certain amount of weight has been reached.

[berthierite]

One can always afford to keep their standards.

[indecent_butterfly]

Just be sure to pay extra for the stronger seams.

[berthierite]

I can take care of my figure perfectly well, irregardless of an indulgence, you know.

[indecent_butterfly]

It would take quite a lot if you keep eat all of that.

[berthierite]

[But. Cake.]

I was merely sampling.

[indecent_butterfly]

Sample one, then another, soon it's more than that and you wonder where they went.

[berthierite]

I have better self-control than that.

[Berthier does. Her sisters... not so much. Where's Petz when her baby sister misses her.]

[indecent_butterfly]

Ah, enough not to eat any at all?

[berthierite]

...why should that be necessary.

[Caaaaake 8(]

[indecent_butterfly]

How better to prove that self-control?

[The devil does tempt dearest in many ways.]

[berthierite]

I don't have anything to prove to you.

[.....Cute, Birdie.]

[indecent_butterfly]

Of course not.

[berthierite]

[drcytvuybi]

If you'll excuse me.

[Got some cake to eat.]

[mortemscintilla]

B-But Miss Birdie...

What if they're poisoned?

[berthierite]

Poisoned? In what way?

[AKA your pitiful earthian poisons do not frighten me, ok.]

[mortemscintilla]

[ WHO SAYS THESE ARE EARTHIAN POISONS? ]

The way anything is poisoned. Little doses to make you sick before you realize what's wrong.

[berthierite]

For what purpose?

[ She's looking at you like you're kind of stupid, Li. ]

[mortemscintilla]

[ That means his camouflage is successful. ]

It's the City. Does it need a purpose?

[berthierite]

[WHY WOULD THE CAKE BE HERE IF WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO EAT IT.]

I think it will be just fine.

[mortemscintilla]

[ THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK GDI. ]

If you say so.

Try not to, um, over-indulge.

[berthierite]

[GOD DAMN IT.]

I do possess adequate self-control, thank you.

[mortemscintilla]

I'm sure you do.

[ MEANING HE DOUBTS IT 8( ]

[orangetoughguy]

Um...

[Dat bliss on her face.]

[berthierite]

[THERE IS NO CAKE ON NEMESIS.]

...yes?

[She is not sulking about being caught at this, at all.]

[orangetoughguy]

Nevermind. Enjoy yourself. I'd turn the video off though, I mean, for your own privacy.

[People pay for this kind of stuff, Bertie-chan.]

[berthierite]

It's a bit late for that.

[Keep studying that nonchalance, girl.]

[orangetoughguy]

.....

[O gurl now he doubts that innocence.] You got a name?

[berthierite]

Not that I see this as relevant, but it is Birdy. Hello.