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[brobeforehos]

So, dictionaries keep finding their way into my hands, which I took as a sign. But look at what I've found:

EAMES
Pronunciation (US): i:mz
• EAMES (noun)
1. United States designer noted for an innovative series of chairs (1907-1978)
Familiarity information: EAMES used as a noun is very rare.
Instance hypernyms:
decorator; designer; house decorator; interior decorator; interior designer; room decorator (a person who specializes in designing architectural interiors and their furnishings)

Legitimate entry in a dictionary, and all! However, I want to submit a different meaning, considering my vast, thorough research into the matter:

EAMES [i:mz]
adj. Eamesier, Eamesiest

1. Said of a surly, yet (relatively) stylish, rake with a tendency to get in the good graces of anyone despite all instincts warning towards the contrary. 2. A precarious mix of cynicism, imagination and smarminess. 3. Said of a person with a disposition towards changing their mood from lots of fun to the world is ending and everything is a trap in under two comments.

I propose we push this forward as a City-wide accepted definition. All in favour, say-or-type aye.

[ooc; That first definition is real, I shit you not. (He had it coming.)]

Comments

[withloadedguns]

You mean the first definition or the second?

[brobeforehos]

The second.

[withloadedguns]

And here I was, hoping for the first one.

[He wants to refer to Eames as a chair. Because...reasons.]

[brobeforehos]

If he reminds you of things you sit on, that's on you.

[withloadedguns]

No. Not really.

[He had a chair yell at him once, during a curse. But he didn't yell back. He doesn't yell at chairs.]

Guess I'll go with the second one.

[brobeforehos]

[Caru I demand that you stop.]

It's a veritable definition.

[withloadedguns]

[No. Never. I refuse. You can't make me.]

It is.

[brobeforehos]

[Nothing is sacred.]

Yes.

[withloadedguns]

So I can say someone's acting eamesy now.

[brobeforehos]

I would not stop you.

[withloadedguns]

All right.