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[verylast]

[ The video starts with a rather startling close up of Slender Man. Simply because the Doctor is a kind, kind soul and that's totally what you want to see when you tune in to the network. Of course, maybe his whole scary-wrong feel is kind of dented by the hilariously floppy sun hat on his head - big, bright yellow flower attached to the brim.

The Doctor takes a step back, swinging the device around to his grinning face. He is personally wearing a rather fetching police constable's hat, pen caught between his teeth. He takes it out of his mouth, hums, moves like he's rocking back on his heels. ]

This is a nice curse, isn't it? It's kind of the City to provide us with a pair of helping hands. And he likes it - [ Spinning the camera back around. ] Don't you Mr. Slendy?

[ Of course, he doesn't say anything. Just stares at the device. In his sun hat. ]

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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[There's one very petulant 12 year old staring into the screen. Behind her? She has her own Slendy who is holding up a bowl of cereal.]

I said I already ate. What are you doing?

[To the doctor;] These dudes are unsettling.

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[verylast]

He's probably just trying to make sure you've got enough fibre in your diet.

[ Pause, eyeing up his own helpful little stalker. ] I like them.

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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Did yours try talking yet?

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[verylast]

No. He's mostly been silent. Why?

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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

The voices don't help how creepy these things are.

[And the Slender Man Mindy has is trying very hard to hand her the cereal.]

Alright! Alright! Shit, you're pushy.

[And Slendy is just...gone. Mindy blinks at where he was for a minute.] Huh...

Voice

[rianofski]

He's been 'helping' you, too?

voice

[verylast]

Yes. Out of nowhere, my very own PA.

Re: voice

[rianofski]

Has he spoken to you at all?

voice

[verylast]

Nope. Silent. But not like the Silence because I'd be quite annoyed at that, I reckon.

[frekish]

You've called him Mr Slendy?

[verylast]

Well, he wasn't forthcoming with a name of his own so I guessed.

[frekish]

I can't believe he let you dress him up in that hat and call him Mr Slendy.

[Why didn't he think of that? He has much cooler hats.]

[verylast]

Well, he just wondered in here. At first I thought he wanted to buy something.

[doeswhathewants]

That is a ... very nice look for him.

[verylast]

Don't you think so?

[ Grinning. ] We've gone through the lot of them. He didn't like the Russian hat though. Possibly it was just too fluffy.

[doeswhathewants]

How did you get him to hold still?

Do you think they are compatible with human-like things, so that they could be cross bred?

[verylast]

He just seems to like holding still. Does yours not?

[ Pause. ] I'm not sure that's wise.

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[deadmanbusiness]

What is it? They're not zombies.

[He glances over his shoulder at slenderman behind him. It doesn't exactly unnerve him. It's like some sort of zombie... but not.

One of his zombie rats is sitting on its head and has its head right in front of its eyes. Which doesn't seem to do anything.]

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[verylast]

I haven't been able to figure that one out yet. But I certainly hope it's not a zombie.

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[deadmanbusiness]

There's nothing wrong with zombies.

[Says the necromancer with an undead rat crawling on his shoulder.]

They don't really response when you poke them.

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[verylast]

[ Pause. ]

Who's that on your shoulder?

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[universaltranslator]

[She can't help it -- she laughs.]

The hat is a nice touch.

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[verylast]

Why thank you. [ Grinning. ] Mr. Slendy thanks you too.

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[universaltranslator]

I have to ask -- did you help him pick his outfit, or did he help you pick yours?

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[verylast]

This is what I usually wear. [ A long pause. ] Well, not the hat.

[ Beaming. ] And he's such a lovely help.