fifth ¤ textual reaction

[fe_male]

[ someone's a little freaked out, and is conspicuously (?) texting today. only texting. ]

stop the ride, i'd like to get off now

seriously is there a city-wide shrink for this crap or what

not that i want to talk to them, just that it seems like poor planning

[ he's got luke's 'hey look we sewed your mouth shut isn't that funny' wound and he's unhappy about it. ]

Comments

[punchedhitler]

Do you need help?

1/3

[fe_male]

i'm fine

[fe_male]

did i say anything about myself

3/3 i'm sorry for what i just did to your inbox it wasn't supposed to be four

[fe_male]

i'm pretty sure i didn't

ahahha I forgive you

[punchedhitler]

It's just a question, Tony.

you're so nice

[fe_male]

you've heard of loaded questions right; they're just as dangerous as guns

[punchedhitler]

Not really a saying I subscribe to.

[fe_male]

..you don't believe in questions with multiple layers of meaning?

[punchedhitler]

I'm a simple guy.

[fe_male]

and assuming everyone else is too kind of proves how simple you are

[punchedhitler]

I'm coming over.

[fe_male]

what. no. don't do that, i told you i'm fine

[punchedhitler]

[Too late.]

[fe_male]

[ :| the door is locked. ]

[punchedhitler]

Tony, open the door.

Jarvis, can you hear me? Unlock the door for me.

[fe_male]

if i say no will you go away

[ JARVIS you traitor don't listen to Steve like that okay dammit commence hiding in his own domicile ]

[punchedhitler]

Thank you, Jarvis.

[Because Steve doesn't check his device when it beeps he didn't read that. He is heading in. Here, Tony Tony, come out and play.]

[fe_male]

[ he just assumes he's being ignored mostly but who doesn't check their messages when they hear them and don't even lie you have superhearing okay you heard it, so he keeps going ]

no seriously go away

[ unfortunately he glows in the dark and isn't that good at being quiet sometimes so he's probably not hard to find? ]

[punchedhitler]

[He tugs him out from where he's hiding]

Tony what's going-

[And then he's staring.]

Are you kidding?

[fe_male]

[ rub it in why don't you

it's not like he can do anything except sort of shellshocked!glare at you since you aren't looking at your device ]

[punchedhitler]

[He reaches into his back pocket for a swiss army knife.]

[fe_male]

[ holy god are you kidding he basically drops the device putting his hands up when he sees it ]

[punchedhitler]

Seriously, Tony?

[He pulls out the tweezers]

I want a closer look.

[fe_male]

[ what, okay, he tried that already and it hurts.

He gives the tweezers a skeptical look but doesn't react quite as negatively there. ]

[asofwar]

I do not see how shrinking would solve this problem.