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[friggmagnet]

[Filtered away from the resident Johnsons]

Oi, you lot. Gods or whatever. We need to make a deal.

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[Deity filter]

[intriplicate]

Ask nicely.

[Deity filter]

[friggmagnet]

Why should I?

[Deity filter]

[intriplicate]

Because I have something you want and I can make this very difficult for you to get. Or very easy.

There's more paperwork involved if you do it your way.

[Deity filter]

[friggmagnet]

How do I even know you can get me stuff from home, anyway? You lot won't even say which gods you are.

[trenchknives]

Y'know, that's a dumb idea.

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[doeswhathewants]

God of Poor Life Choices and Bad Decision Making more like.

[friggmagnet]

I need something from home. And I want to talk to one of them.

[friggmagnet]

Believe me, I know.

[doeswhathewants]

If the reward outweighs the risk- [Gallic shrug] Do let me know how that goes, I mean it.

Whether they keep their word, steal your soul, etc, etc.

[Deity filter]

[intriplicate]

None of that is my problem.

Do you want to make a deal or are you wasting my time?

[trenchknives]

And you're doin' it anyway? Okay, I guess I'm not gonna be able to persuade ya otherwise then.

[Deity filter]

[friggmagnet]

I have a sword. It's like a family thing, and I'm supposed to look after it. You can get it from home, yeah?

[friggmagnet]

It's something I was supposed to look after.

[friggmagnet]

They don't seriously steal souls, do they?

[trenchknives]

Ya think they'll actually give it to ya?

[Deity filter]

[intriplicate]

Yes.

But it's not free.

[friggmagnet]

It's worth trying. I want to see what they can do.

[Deity filter]

[friggmagnet]

I reckoned as much. So what's the price?

[trenchknives]

They can fuck ya over.

[friggmagnet]

Yeah. Well I can fuck them right back, eh.




That came out wrong.

[trenchknives]

I dunno, maybe some of the deities are attractive women.

[doeswhathewants]

None of us really know what they are the gods of.

[friggmagnet]

You reckon?

[friggmagnet]

Yeah, and they won't bloody answer the question either. You'd think being Odin would be good for this shit.

[Deity filter]

[intriplicate]

I can take your sight for two months.

Or your memories.

Or your life.