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[bettercallit]

[ It's been eight days. Eight whole days. Better late than never, right? But in case anyone's yet to figure it out, he feels the need to make the announcement. He's sticking to text to avoid a metaphor slipping out; that's his story and he's sticking to it, okay? Okay. ]

Agent Phil Coulson has left the City.

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[bettercallit]

Someone to cook and clean would be good.

[ Because clearly those are the important things he'll miss the most. It's okay, Stark, he expects nothing less from you. ]

[fe_male]

replacement nanny, got it

[bettercallit]

Guy was more than a nanny, Stark. But it'd be a start.

[fe_male]

[ no, he know that, he was just.. facetious. ill-timed. what else is new. ]

better than nothing. let me know if you need something else

[ close to an apology as you'll get. ]

[bettercallit]

[ He's a hard guy to offend, he's safe, and even before he met him he knew enough to know what to expect. ]

Sure. A buddy to grab a drink with on occasion wouldn't be the worst thing.

[ He doesn't do well with apologised, anyway, shrugs all that stuff off because he never expects much from anyone, and the whole bonding thing is his way of saying he doesn't not like him. ]

[fe_male]

three nouns and an adjective i can handle

[bettercallit]

You make all decisions based on vocabulary? 'Cause there's probably a name for that sort of thing.

[fe_male]

if i did that i'd never have anyone to talk to

[bettercallit]

You mean people talk to you?

[ His dry humour might not carry through text as well as it would face to face, but it doesn't stop him. ]

[fe_male]

some even without being paid to do it

[bettercallit]

It must be your natural charms. You'll have to give me pointers sometime.

[fe_male]

i bet pepper's got a powerpoint or a pamphlet on it already

[bettercallit]

It's never as fun when it's written down.

[fe_male]

well, maybe i can carve out a hole in my busy schedule for training

[bettercallit]

Throw in a couple of drinks and you're on.

[fe_male]

done deal

[bettercallit]

Let me know when you're not blowing things up.

[fe_male]

scuze you that's most of the time actually

[bettercallit]

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<font face"courier new">Tasha was right, you are easy to wind up.

[fe_male]

aww you two talk about me

hfjfdg I msised the html cock up oops >.>

[bettercallit]

'Course we do. You're out favourite ever topic.

XD no worries

[fe_male]

i'm sure it's all just the nicest of things

[bettercallit]

Hey, if she leaves you with all your body parts in tact, she likes you.

[fe_male]

there are not nearly as many amputees around as i would have expected

[bettercallit]

Considering the circumstances? Right there with you. She puts on a good show of being tamed.