64th Appetizer

[council_king]

[Accidental Video]
[The video pops to life, turning from a dead black into a blinding white as the image defines itself. The room is relatively empty, a few scattered pieces of furniture dotting the scene as a sharp staccato of footsteps grow nearer. But the walls, and indeed, even the ceiling are awash in splatters of deep crimson.

A man's voice, humming a low and nameless tune erupts over the airwaves before he emerges carrying an armful of canvases into view. He doesn't seem to notice the camera, so intent is he on propping the pictures up on the far side of the room. Standing back, he studies them, head tilting in thought.]



[The City needs more culture and Art, and thanks to the dieties, please greet your newest artist.]


[ooc: Rido Kuran, pureblood, vampire, sociopathic killer and puppet master, tries his hand at the visual arts. Grab bag curse: Inspire Your Heart with Art.]

Comments

[valentineluke]

I've seen and created far better.

[council_king]

One opinion. And a small one at that.

[valentineluke]

Stealing artwork from kindergartners and claiming it as your own - for shame!

[council_king]

Kindergarteners... funny you should mention them.

[valentineluke]

Ate them and the classroom's hamster, too?

[council_king]

A 'happening'... Now wouldn't that be something to set this place in an uproar~

[valentineluke]

Flash mob rendition of 'Howl' has been done.

(Private)

Could you be any more obvious?!

[studmuffin]

Well, that's definitely something.

[ TRY TERRIFYING. ]

[council_king]

[Rido turns his mismatched colored eyes back to the paintings.]

Hm... too little?

[studmuffin]

No no. [ Oh dear god. ] I'm pretty sure that's enough blood for an art show.

[council_king]

Good.

Are you a patron of the Arts?

[studmuffin]

Uh, no.

[council_king]

Not surprising.

[indecent_butterfly]

Paint or more organic in nature?

[council_king]

I leave that up to the audience to interpret that~.

What kind of art would it be if I had to spell it all out for them?

[indecent_butterfly]

One was just thinking it would be a waste if so. Also the color won't hold for very long.

[council_king]

A waste?

A painting that would change and decay with time. A true representation of life, wouldn't you say?

[indecent_butterfly]

If that was your intent, then of course.

[council_king]

Is it to your liking? [Clearly he's cursed to even ask.]

[infernoandhearth]

If it's not paint it's going to smell awful in a week or so.

[council_king]

Oh, I doubt that.

[infernoandhearth]

No, it really will.

[council_king]

Depends on a Person's taste, don't you think? ['Things' tastes don't matter except for maybe how they taste.]

[infernoandhearth]

Yes, well, if you're fond of the smell of rotten canvas, I'm sure it will be lovely for you.

[council_king]

Don't be stupid. They won't be around long. They never are.



[ooc: apologies for the rude. Even cursed, it's Rido. >.>']