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[ Just the most innocent smile ever. ]

Mom? Mom! Can I have a snake? Dad said you would say no.

Your teeth do not look terribly sharp.

Doesn't mean it can't hurt.

Nor do I feel you could devour a whole person.

Why would I want to?

In case you needed to.

But why would I need to?

This place is full of creepers?

Why would I want to eat them, though?

Thus, a snake.

I still don't know why you want people to be eaten.

If they are bad. Or attacking you. Or the like.

The best recourse is having them eaten.

That's what jail is for, though. If you're eating people or having your snake eat people, you're bad, too, aren't you.