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[doeswhathewants]

[ Just the most innocent smile ever. ]

Mom? Mom! Can I have a snake? Dad said you would say no.

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[doeswhathewants]

I'm not talking back! Well, now I am, but I don't want a puppy! I want something fearsome and terror inducing to my peers!

[hulkbusted]

No terror! Take puppy!

[doeswhathewants]

Are you going to walk the puppy? Or scoop the poop? I'll not do that.

[hulkbusted]

[Mom's yelling.]

[doeswhathewants]

Use your words, mother.

[hulkbusted]

Corner of shame!

[doeswhathewants]

Dad told you to cease calling it such, bad for my fragile sense of self worth.

[hulkbusted]

GO!

[doeswhathewants]

[ You win this round, mother. He goes with agonizing slowness to the Corner of Shame. ]

[infernoandhearth]

Lindást, do you realise you just punished him for not wanting a puppy?

...

Would you like a puppy?

[hulkbusted]

Hulk like puppies.

[Hulk also likes Luke. Rage defused. Ish.]

[doeswhathewants]

May I come out of the corner now?

[hulkbusted]

No.

[infernoandhearth]

You needn't force Serrure to have one. You might have one all yourself.

[hulkbusted]

Serrure needs responsibility.

[infernoandhearth]

Perhaps start smaller, with something that doesn't require quite so much responsibility?

[hulkbusted]

No snake.

[infernoandhearth]

Are you not fond of snakes?

[hulkbusted]

No.

No small pets. [They slip through Hulk's big fingers.]

[infernoandhearth]

Serrure is much smaller than you, you know. What about a large pet you can interact with, and a smaller pet more suitable for Serrure?

[hulkbusted]

Luke likes snakes?

[infernoandhearth]

It...depends on the snake. One of my daughters is a snake. I like her.

[hulkbusted]

Step-daughter? [Put a ring on it, Luke]

[infernoandhearth]

Oh. Are you proposing to me?

[hulkbusted]

[Mrrr...]

Yes? [Biiig Hulk eyes.]