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[gotashortfuse]

HEY EVERYONE!

[That's a Michael up there on that building yelling at everyone.]

NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT RIGHT. THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MICHAEL-SAMA IS THE SEXIEST AND MOST AWESOME PERSON IN THE WHOLE CITY!

[He grins.]

YA ALL JUST SUCK. SO GET USED TO IT AND BOW TO MY AWESOMENESS!

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[bedsidemanners]

No, you're not! You're not doing this right.

[gotashortfuse]

Yes I am! I'm just that amazing!

[bedsidemanners]

Standing there claiming you're sexy isn't going to do anything at all.

[gotashortfuse]

The fuck are you talking about?

[bedsidemanners]

... If you're really set on doing this, you need help.

[gotashortfuse]

I don't need help. I'm the sexiest person ever.

[bedsidemanners]

I thought you didn't like girls.

[gotashortfuse]

Girls smell funny.

[bedsidemanners]

Then I don't get it.

[gotashortfuse]

What's to get? I'm damn sexy.

[bedsidemanners]

.... You might be passable if you'd let me help.

[gotashortfuse]

I'm more than passable already, dumbass.

[bedsidemanners]

[trying so hard not to laugh]

Your attitude needs work, first. And your wardrobe.

[gotashortfuse]

[Confusion.]

What's wrong with my clothes?

[bedsidemanners]

Too much black. Not to mention the fishnets.

[gotashortfuse]

So? I look hot.

[bedsidemanners]

The collars make you look like a bondage slave.

[gotashortfuse]

They make me look badass.

[bedsidemanners]

Ridiculous.

A suit would be sexy on anyone.

[gotashortfuse]

...Your kind of suit?

[bedsidemanners]

I can't credit my charming personality for everything.

[gotashortfuse]

Your clothes suck.

[bedsidemanners]

No one's complained yet.

[gotashortfuse]

How can they when your tongue is playing with their tonsils?

[bedsidemanners]

I've got better taste than you. Trust me.