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[theshinjukucroc]

Alright. Listen up, you fuckers. You're doing it all wrong.

[He stands up and just generally looks like the hot stuff he is.]



You're trying too hard to be sexy. It's a natural thing, you little shits.

[And he smirks.]



Oi. Gazelle. Get your ass over here and show them how it's done.

[And just like that, he strips his shirt off to show off his sexy body and how a man like him can make a navel ring look hot.]

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[blackshadow]

[ Tyr didn't know he liked men with long hair before now.

But nope- ] Pretending you know how to be sexy doesn't make you look any better.

[theshinjukucroc]

No pretending involved, brat. I'm almost thirty and I'm still hot as hell.

[blackshadow]

That's the attitude that makes me hotter than you. I've been fourteen for almost ten years but I don't need to advertise it. My looks speak for themselves.

[theshinjukucroc]

Fourteen for ten years, huh? No wonder you don't know what the fuck sexy is supposed to be.

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[sixwinged]

[ Watch, Kaito, as Agito shoves his palm against his face. ]

[sixwinged]

Dumbass.

[theshinjukucroc]

You're lucky you got my genetics, brat. You'd be ugly as shit if you didn't have them.

[sixwinged]

I don't even look like you.

[theshinjukucroc]

Your point?

[charring]

[Well, hell-o gorgeous.]

[theshinjukucroc]

Yo. [Smirk~]

[charring]

What's up? I'm Charlie.

[theshinjukucroc]

I'm Kaito, one of your cops in this place.

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[firstaid]

[It's a natural thing, huh? Well, Estelle knows she's certainly not sexy (she's been told so), but maybe she can learn from everyone?]

Why do people try hard?

[Why did she try hard back then in her world to be sexy?]

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[theshinjukucroc]

No idea. It's stupid for them to try that hard.

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[firstaid]

Perhaps they just want that kind attention?

[Or just be recognized as sexy...]

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[theshinjukucroc]

They're wasting their time if they do.

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[errandry]

[ well, aesthetically speaking - ]

[errandry]

[ yeah, no. ]

The brainwashing around here goes seriously deep, huh.

[theshinjukucroc]

When you grow a dick and a pair of balls to go with them, you can talk.

[errandry]

Yeah, yeah. Wrong body part, asshole. Brainwashing hits higher.

[virginwings]

[R-right! Gazelle will just do just that with this little pose.]

[And then to completely mimic him, start to pull off her top. Even if she's not cursed.]

[theshinjukucroc]

Oi! You keep your shirt on!

[virginwings]

Huh? Why? Your shirt is off.

[But she does what she's told anyway and puts her shirt back down, smoothing it out with her palms.]

[theshinjukucroc]

Because those breasts are mine.