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[hexappeal]

So. [She's sitting in a dimly lit room at a small, round table. There are books stacked high to the side, but she looks like she's given up on reading any.]

Has anyone come to drag my ass back home, yet? With all the people popping up, you'd think someone would be here to hover and tell me to stop slacking off and my vacation's over.


[OOC: Opting in to the fourth wall! Anything goes except doubles. And maybe avoid "joke" accounts, please and thank you!]

Comments

[carbonite]

I thought his name was James. (god, why is he getting confused.) Short guy, blond hair, blue eyes, calls everyone darling - you know.

[hexappeal]

...what? There's no blonde James Bond.

I mean, I'm sure I'm dreaming this to begin with, but still. That's just silly. [Only in her dreams would she be touched by Han and there be a blonde, rough and tumble Bond... sigh.]

[carbonite]

... Maybe the Porter took me somewhere else. (it could happen:) This is an alternate universe where you don't date James and I'm still stuck on Earth.

[hexappeal]

Maybe? I have no idea what you're jabbering on about, just that you're Han Solo and I can't stop staring at you.

[carbonite]

Yep, you're Zee alright. Please don't even go for my ass. (HE'S BECOME FAST.)

[hexappeal]

Please. The second you turn around? My eyes are there.

[AND, LET'S PETER THIS OFF INTO SOMETHING SHE FORGETS WHO CARES I DON'T CARE THERE ARE NO RULES HERE.]

Tell James I'm sorry.

[carbonite]

I guess he won't mind too much.

[hexappeal]

No. But that's okay. It's to be expected, after all. We didn't belong there and the chance that one of us or both of us would leave and forget was always looming overhead.

We had an agreement. If one of us were to leave, we'd move on and try to be happy without one another. I'm sure he's sleeping with some size 0 twenty-four year old as we speak.

[carbonite]

(he doesn't agree, but it's not his relationship. he's lived too long without leia, but still he waits for her.)

Well, now you have me to keep an eye on you.

[hexappeal]

[She doesn't really, either. But she knows what it's like to wait. And as nice a sentiment as it would be, there is no guarantee that she'll return. She wants him to be happy, even if it's without her.]

I don't need a babysitter, Han. Although I don't think you have a choice, being here or not.

[carbonite]

Yeah, yeah, whatever Zee. (he flops on all of her stuff. he's going to figure out how to get them both home.)

[hexappeal]

[Wow, that looks really uncomfortable, Han...]

So. [She puts her hands on her face, slowly sliding them down.] Want to start drinking now or later?

[carbonite]

(it's to make a point, okay!!)

Now's always a great time to start drinking, I think.

[hexappeal]

[She's not sure what that point is, but hey!]

Then take my arm and let us retreat to a dark hole in the wall where we can get shitfaced? [She holds out her arm, like they can't just walk near one another. What a dumb ass.]

[carbonite]

(he's learned that she's going to hit on him regardless, so he just loops his arm around hers.)

By all means, lead the way.

[hexappeal]

[Ughghghghgh, Han-chan. She grins a little and gives him a pull.]

I know a place or two. [Her favorite is her own place, but whatever. She will be on her merry way to a drinking establishment instead!]

[carbonite]

Aren't you gonna be the talk of the town. (what with this really handsome fancy man on her arm and the fact that he's not going to pay for a damn thing.)

[hexappeal]

Me? Don't you mean us? We're goin' places, kid. You and me! [She dramatically throws out an arm and sweeps it across their line of vision.] The whole world is our oyster! [Y e p.]

[carbonite]

In this wide world of ours? We'll make a big splash.

[hexappeal]

I really wish you got pop culture references right now. [To go with Little Mermaid or Splash tho??]

[carbonite]

Never could make me watch a single thing, huh? (but hey, they have time. really, he thinks.)