『 076 』there's no beach balls in my house, just ironboards.

[srslynotguy]

[ Housemates bringing costumes? Sure. Pass pass pass on the questionable costumes. No to bearing your chest with Yuri's old clothes. Yes to this one looks decent. Except it belongs to an entitled sleazeball.

And so, he decides to take a breather during their little party to hit on unsuspecting ladies outside. With big racks. And accidentally broadcasts his sleaziness. ]

Hello, cutie. Wanna party with me?

You're cute, cuter than the girls in our party. You could light it up by being there, with me...

[ Come with the strange but good-looking man. Or ignore him. Either way goes :D ]

Comments

Excuse you she is hot like an iron B(

[negativegate]

[Rita's costume was so much better than the scraps of silk those guys were looking at earlier. She won't freeze in this one.

...You know, she feels kind of playful tonight. Maybe the party wasn't such a bad idea--in fact, she really likes the atmosphere. And the way Flynn looks...

Hi, Flynn, she's gonna put a hand on your arm. Too tall to lean on.]

Don't tell me you're bored...

Still flat as an iron!

[srslynotguy]

Yeah, absolutely...

Are you, Rita? Did you want to spend more time with me? Hm? [ Sure, maybe you're flat, but a girl is a girl. Girls are good! ]

it could be...a bumpy iron...kinda.... ;^;

[negativegate]

[And Flynn's a cute guy, though it'd be more fun to tease someone more shy.]

Do you have something interesting in mind? If you do, then maybe I'll think about it.

...still hard iron :x

[srslynotguy]

[ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

Hey, did you wanna ditch this party with me? Leave those kids behind? We can have some private time together....

[blackshadow]

[ And here to bust Flynn's private part, it's Tyr! In a very blue outfit... He even left his trademark green-and-purple bandanna out of this. ]

—Flynn, what's gotten into you? If Lady Estellise heard you...

[srslynotguy]

It'll be fine. It's not like Estelle and I are married or anything.

[ ...ouch. ]

I meant "party" but I guess "part" could work too.

[blackshadow]

[ Tyr shakes his head. ]

It's still disgraceful... It's your job to protect her.

XD

[srslynotguy]

This and that are two different things. Besides, I'd like to have some fun too. With other girls. Seeing other girls is totally what being young is about.

[ :( ]

[blackshadow]

[ Hand on his hip. ]

You don't need to be some blatant about it... Did you even think of how you could have hurt her?

[srslynotguy]

....does she like me?

[ Sleazy :( ]

[blackshadow]

Come on, Flynn. You've been friends for years.

[byherscore]

[ she's hardly got a biggest rack, but she certainly does look pretty ]

I could do more then that... [ she smiled then, her whole face illuminating a the thought of fresh meat. Lucky for Flynn, she's not that hungry ]

[srslynotguy]

Lucky me.

And what's your name, cutie?

[ ...lucky indeed. ;-; Don't eat Flynns. He doesn't taste good. He eats terrible food... ]

[srslynotguy]

Friends is nothing. Now lovers...

[byherscore]

[ ah, but Flynn's so cute right now. How can she resist? ]

Diva. And yours?

[ not that she cares. She's still deciding if she likes him or not. He has twenty seconds to prove that he's less then boring. ]

[srslynotguy]

Flynn Scifo. But you're a lot more interesting than I am...

Tell me more about yourself...

[ Sadly, Flynn is more interesting normal... ]

[byherscore]

[ she yawns ]

Boring. You're not even trying. [ to be entertaining ]

[srslynotguy]

What do you find interesting, then?

Maybe I'm not spilling all of my secrets yet...

[ Boo :( ]

...s-sob... ;A;

[negativegate]

[...He's too eageeeer.]

It's no fun if you just want to get right to it...

[firstaid]

Flynn are... are you okay?

[srslynotguy]

Never been better, Estelle.

[ :c ]

[firstaid]

[...]

You're cursed, aren't you?

[Because Flynn doesn't call her 'Estelle'.]

[ 1/2 ]

[srslynotguy]

It doesn't feel like it.

[srslynotguy]

Besides, why would being with cute girls be a curse?

[firstaid]

[...

...

...]

Why do you prefer to be with cute girls?

[/implying she's not a cute girl.]

[srslynotguy]

Because why not?

And by the way, you're not so bad either, Estelle...

[ Flynn will hit on anything/be desperate in this state... ]

[signatures]

Is that working well for you?

[sacredpenance]

[Flynn, please to be stopping.]

Well, I'm glad you think so, but...

[you're kinda being creepy?]

[srslynotguy]

It's too early to judge... but I think I'm good. There's no way I'm not gonna pick up anyone if I hit on many girls tonight...

[srslynotguy]

Want to hang out with me, Estelle?

[ :x Even creepier now, Estelle... ]

[sacredpenance]

Um... maybe tomorrow.

[She doesn't like creeper!Flynn.]

[srslynotguy]

Why not? We can have loads of fun together...

[ A Flynn who speaks like a teenager too... ]

[sacredpenance]

Why don't we plan on doing something tomorrow. I imagine it will be a lot more fun that way.

[She's doing this for your sake, Flynn.]

[srslynotguy]

Eh. That's no fun... I'm even dressed up to party.

[ ;3; But. His self now says he should have fun with all the ladies tooo-daaay! ]

[sacredpenance]

Well, why don't... you have fun and party then.

[Midnight draws closer, thank goodness.]

[blackshadow]

Is that all you think about? Honestly...

[byherscore]

[ she glances up at him, a slow smile curving around her lips as she leans in close to sniff at his jaw, the beating aorta in his neck. ]

Your blood... [ and she opened her mouth, teeth elongating as she stared. perhaps she could take just one, small bite. ]

:3c

[srslynotguy]

So you wanna play before the main event?

[srslynotguy]

Nothing wrong with thinking that.

[srslynotguy]

Whoa whoa- are you a vampire chick?

[ The person he's wearing a costume of has heard about vampires. Maybe the knowledge transfers.... ]

[srslynotguy]

It's even more fun to be partying with cute girls like you.

[ Yes, soooon BD ]

[firstaid]

I-I'm flattered, but...

[...but no.]

[srslynotguy]

B-but...?

[ Oh, Estelleeee ;3; ]

[signatures]

A matter of statistics, is it? That's not very good odds.

[byherscore]

[ of course it would. How else could they be something other then who they are? ]

Not a vampire. A queen.

[ if he doesn't move, she'll simply lick his neck.

because she can. ]

[blackshadow]

You really don't understand moderation...