[ 008 ] ♐ [ Accidental Video || Action]

[bettercallit]

[ VIDEO ]

[ Clint appears on the screen wearing a somewhat modernised Robin Hood costume, which he's actually starting to favour, quiver and arrows perched just so on his back, and wavering in and out of shot is his bow placed down beside him on the living room floor. But he's too preoccupied with putting Fury into his more traditional Robin Hood costume than the fact he's shifted his leg and knocked the precious weapon into the device, switching it on accidentally.

He's grinning at his work when he finishes, even though this dog costume is the back-up, but Phil isn't currently around to ask if he knows where the Director Fury one is - not that he's mislaid it or anything. He fusses over Fury, rubbing at the dog's ears who wags his tail happily and lets his tongue loll out to one side of his mouth where he sits between Clint's parted legs, and he puts on a voice he doesn't wish for anyone to witness. ] You're adorable. Yes, you are. All the other doggies are gonna be so jealous. You'll have to them it's 'cause your daddy is awesome. Yes, you will.

[ And this is the point where, after giggling - yes, giggling, although not exactly like a school girl - as he gets a face full of tongue, he realises the red light is on. He snatches it up, shrugs, and smiles at it. ]

Happy Halloween.



[ ACTION ]

[ Later, out in the streets long after the sun has set, Clint can be seen flashing from one place of concealment to another, bow in hand and ready to use if necessary, as he goes in search of rich people to steal from and poor people to offer the treasures to. Of course, if he happens to run across a damsel in distress, he's now apparently the kind of guy who enjoys sweeping in and saving the day. ]



[ OOC: Feel free to speak to Clint before the curse takes hold via the device or to run into him somewhere out and about. ]

Comments

action, just after sunset?

[threeolives]

[ Pepper had started the evening in a sleek black dress with matching cat ears, but somehow has gained whiskers and a tail. She's a little freaked out, and has left the party to head back to her apartment before things get much worse. ]

Agent Barton? Is that y--mmeow?

action, works for me :3

[bettercallit]

[ It's difficult to tell whether or not the name brings recognition, but he turns around all the same, and what he turns around to face isn't what he expects. ]

I'm sorry, miss, what was that you were saying?

[threeolives]

Ugh I don't know what's hap- meow-ning!

[bettercallit]

Do you need a surgeon? One must reside here somewhere.

[ The accent is so not that of the typical Robin Hood, but to his own ears it sounds perfectly normal. ]

[yourbestguysgun]

[ Bucky's picking his way through the woods easily, hat swinging from his hand. ]

You - up there - does the altitude clear your head for riddles?

[bettercallit]

[ Clint freezes on the branch he's perching on and glances down at the interestingly dressed man. ]

Let's find out.

[yourbestguysgun]

[ Grinning a little, sharp and full of teeth. ]

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

[bettercallit]

[ A smirk slowly twists at his lips, and as he jumps down, landing with bent needs, but with enough grace to pull himself upright swiftly, it remains in place. ]

That's easy. [ He's poking at the suit the man is wearing, taps at the hat with a whistle that could either be mocking or impressed, or a little of both. ] A coffin.

[yourbestguysgun]

I find myself in need of one. [ His grin is sharp, wide, almost unhinged. ] But I can never find the man who doesn't need it.

[bettercallit]

Are you in danger? [ Because when he's not giving to the poor, he can help a damsel out. He holds up his bow. ] I can protect you.

[Video] fajkldj God ilu i hope this is alright.

[theassassin]

[Natasha is careful not to make a mess of her make up as she rubs her eyes. She was laughing entirely too hard, she should feel bad.

She does not. Not at all.

Her normally red hair is carefully hidden in a blond wig, she's still getting ready, but she couldn't help stopping.]

Happy Halloween, Barton.

[She pauses, briefly considering just disconnecting, but changes her mind at the last moment.]

I'm fairly sure I'm going to live to regret this, but I need a hand. Would you mind?

[Video] Yes, yes it is.

[bettercallit]

[ Great. Natasha, of all people, had to be watching. But he doesn't appear embarrassed in the slightest, and he decides it's good to hear her laughing. ]

Got to say, I'm loving the wig, Tasha.

[ He considers the request, shrugs, and nudges Fury to move so he can get up. ]

As long as you're not in a state of undress. People might talk.

[Video] :DD

[theassassin]

Thank you.

[She raises a brow, maybe this isn't a good idea. She can do this herself, it's just easier with someone else to tighten the laces.]

Right. About that...

[Video]

[bettercallit]

[ The door of her room creaks open, but it's a mere crack, and he waits for the word before he intends to push it further. ]

Come on, I promise not to peek.

[Action]

[theassassin]

[Setting the phone down she looks to the door, black corset held up by an arm across her chest. With everything going on... maybe this wasn't the best choice in costume.

Natasha sighs and calls out.]

Come in.

video;

[hexuality]

I'd imagine there's some sort of story behind the costume.

[Yes, she's feigning ignorance.]

video;

[bettercallit]

Can't he simply want to impress the ladies doggies?

[ He's onto her. ]

video;

[hexuality]

Is it ever that simple?

video;

[bettercallit]

With the ninja moves Coulson's taught him? He could have anyone.

video;

[hexuality]

[She snorts, laughing.]

Ninja moves? He's a dog.

video.

[fe_male]

[ smirk. ]

Nice dog, man. Tricks?

video.

[bettercallit]

[ With a smirk right back. ]

Why don't you come closer and find out.

[fe_male]

I prefer the youtube feel, watching animals on video, you know. Just a nicer atmosphere.

[bettercallit]

You can't make me admit to ever doing that. [ Shrugging. ] I asked Coulson to teach him the pen trick, but I don't think he's willing to give up the secret behind that move.

[fe_male]

Does Coulson ever give up any secrets?