poly_chromatic | ( video o5 )

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doctor who - the eleventh doctor

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I do love Halloween!

[ Why yes, the video is being addressed by this ]

The sweets, the pumpkins, the trick or treating. Is anyone planning to do that? I have maps. And bags with cats on them. And if you need a costume the hat shop is always open. Hat-Man. Or Hat-Woman. Sounds like fun!

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Because they're nice and you should behave yourself around them.

[ This is made all the more ridiculous because he is still wearing the sheet. ]

[Rolling his eyes at the Doctor.] Why would I behave myself around anyone? And don't say 'because I said so'.

Because I said so.

[ Ha. ]

Well, in that case, I think I'll go out and have a few snacks.

Oh good, I was hoping you'd join me in trick or treating.

[ Looking at something below the console. ]

Or I could lure unsuspecting people into alleys with the promise of candy.

[ Look how APPALLED he is right now. ]

Can't you at least try to have a little fun?

It's not my fault my idea of fun involves a different set of morals than yours does.

[ Huffing as he shoves a candy bag at the Master. ]

Be nice, you don't want to make a name for yourself here. The deities would probably take it as an excuse.

I always want to make a name for myself. Why do you think I chose this name in the first place?

Besides, from what I've seen, they don't need much of an excuse to do anything.

Fine, but when you've got no insides or you're singing from the rooftops, don't come crying to me.

[ Patting the TARDIS console. ] There there, Old Girl, almost ready to head out.

I've already been sewn to you, it certainly can't get any worse.

You say that now, but the City is vicious in more ways than that.

Well, we'll just have to see whether the City is more vicious than me. [He gives the Doctor a wolfish grin, showing all his teeth.]

[ Heavy sigh. ]

Are you coming or not?

I'm not wearing a costume.

Of course you are.

[ Which you know is why the Doctor's stepping closer and depositing bunny ears right on the Master's head. ]

I am n-

[The Master is reaching up to take the bunny ears off when darkness falls - not that they can see it - and he becomes a ridiculously adorable black bunny.

He's going to kill the Doctor once he's back to normal.]

Oh.

[ Well, that's surprising. ] I didn't mean to do that! [ He leans down to scoop the Master back up and --.

His hands slide right through him.] Ah.

[He twitches his whiskers at the Doctor. It's a good thing he's incorporeal, otherwise he'd be biting him so hard right now.]

Remember what I was saying about the deities? [ Oh look, he's sort of floating. But instead of being a sheet he's just an invisible Doctor. ]

Although, you make a rather cute bunny rabbit.

[The Master bares his teeth at the Doctor. Clearly he does not appreciate being called cute. He hops over to the console and starts gnawing on a wire, just to piss him off.]

Oh don't do that, you might electrocute yourself and then both you and the TARDIS will be poorly.

[ Floating. ]

[The wire does give off a few sparks, but the Master finishes chewing it without any electrocution problems. He sits there and looks at the Doctor like a smug bunny.]

Bad rabbit.

[ Sternest ghost. ]

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