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[debrief]

While I normally wouldn't advocate against going to the circus, that's exactly what I'm going to do now.

If you haven't caught on, it seems that some of us have become part of the attraction. Take measures to keep yourself from joining them. Hopefully, the circus won't be here forever.

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Roll call. Could I get an update on everyone, please?

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[debrief]

I'm sure there'll be an opportunity or two to shoot someone.

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[bettercallit]

Now, Coulson, don't go getting my hopes up unless you can guarantee me a victim.

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[debrief]

A 'victim', Barton?

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[bettercallit]

An evil bastard willingly offering themselves up as a target didn't have the same ring to it. What's the correct vernacular?

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[debrief]

'Bad guy' probably works.

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[bettercallit]

Let's get ourselves some bad guys.

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[debrief]

Much better.

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[bettercallit]

You know me, sir, I like to please.

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[debrief]

You also like to be contrary.

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[bettercallit]

It's a sign of affection. You should feel special. Only the best for you, Coulson.

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[debrief]

Thank you, Barton. I appreciate it.

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[bettercallit]

Keep taking me aside to have a private word about my behaviour and it'll be thanks enough.