FIVE ☠ in china, all undead bones are censored

[forourqueen]

Hm. I do not believe I've seen so much skin in several lifetimes. My old self would be terribly shocked and spend hours in prayer.

[A bitter, cold laugh.]

Consider yourselves lucky to be unaware of your situation. This place is quite diverse in its torture. Enjoy the show, but remember...

[Video turns on! Have a lovely shot of a torso, with rotted and dried flesh tapered over protruding ribs. There's a deep gash in the side, spewing out putrid guts and flesh, with gray-green bones of the spine hidden in the gruesome mess. A cockroach skitters out under the torn flesh and then returns inside again.]

...this awaits all of you, one day.

Comments

[iwatchtjhooker]

Someone's jealous.

[forourqueen]

Very.

[iwatchtjhooker]

I'm sure there are people out there who're into that.

[shall_yield_us]

Pray any-the-how?

[forourqueen]

A lot of things are a sin in the mind of the weak.

[forourqueen]

Do send them over to me, I'll show them a good time.

[iwatchtjhooker]

I totally will.

[shall_yield_us]

So better slip on your knees and say a few good words for them, hmmmm? Ave, Ave? That sort of thing...?

[forourqueen]

Oh yes, he would have. I prefer the sin, though.

[forourqueen]

Hmm. How kind.

[shall_yield_us]

How... traditional.

[forourqueen]

Far more interesting, I'd day.

[feorge]

Well. That'll kill a bloke's stiffy.

[shall_yield_us]

And what sins've you done, hmmm? I'll take your confession.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Hey, I can afford to be.

[forourqueen]

Make sure it does not return to bite you in the rear.

[forourqueen]

It's been a long time since I was a holy man. I have no need for confessions, and I prefer to keep my seedy little sins.

[forourqueen]

I'm obviously doing this world a favor, then.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Who?

[forourqueen]

Your kindness.

[iwatchtjhooker]

If my kindness wants to bite my ass, how can I blame it?

[forourqueen]

Some would mistake it for weakness.

[feorge]

That depends largely on whom you're talking to, and who they're looking at.

[signatures]

Finally, a post with some sense.

Though you should cover that up too.

[forourqueen]

The living would do well to keep it in their pants once in a while.