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[ooc: JiM panels, Loki meets the shadow of his evil older self and turns him into a magpie. Some of these are weirdly cropped. Sorry.]

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[doeswhathewants]

That's not Leah. That's my evil former self.

Magpies are just sort of a ... theme.

[studmuffin]

Do you guys go around picking up anything shiny? Not that I'm going to judge or anything. But the bird thing? Kinda weird.

[doeswhathewants]

Shiny artifacts of power? Yes. You could say that.

More weird than anything else you've seen here? [Skeptical.]

[studmuffin]

[ His best friend turns into a werewolf every time something mildly stressful happens and yet, birds? Still weird. ]

What kind of shiny artifacts?

[doeswhathewants]

Fear Crown of Ultimate Fear Power. And ultimateness.

The heart of the world, for two, though no one knows where that is now. Thanks, Loki, for saving the day. Again. Uh. The Twilight pen- oh. Of course. But I digress, see? Shiny things.

[studmuffin]

Please don't tell me you were about to say Twilight penis or something because that is one sparkly dildo you are too young to see.

[ B) ] And Twilight is gross dude, okay?

[doeswhathewants]

No no, Twilight pen. I only just, there was something I can use it for and it did not even occur to me until now.

What about Twilight is gross, it is a pleasing part of the evening.

[studmuffin]

You haven't seen the movie with sparkly vampires, have you?

[doeswhathewants]

No? I should think the vampires would take offense to sparkly vampires? Dracula seems .. particular.

[studmuffin]

They probably do. It's some desperate woman and her attempt at writing.

[doeswhathewants]

I would insert a comment agreeing, but the All Mothers take offense to gender based insults.

[studmuffin]

Wouldn't want you to be smoted.

[doeswhathewants]

Smote. And I would be grounded. Which is even worse.

Difficult to save the world when one is not allowed from one's room.

[studmuffin]

[ Smote. Got it. ]

Man, that's a bum deal. Nobody ever thinks about that in the comics. Like what if you have to do dishes but also there's a mugging.

[doeswhathewants]

Conveniently written, I say.

[studmuffin]

[ Like the Odinsleep. ]

This is why nobody watches movies with me anymore. I nitpick.

[doeswhathewants]

I am told that suspension of disbelief is an integral part of movies, but one can only suspend their disbelief so far.

[studmuffin]

Nitpicking is totally a nerd thing.

[doeswhathewants]

According to the internet, being a nerd is cool now.

[studmuffin]

I wish someone would tell the actual cool kids that.

[doeswhathewants]

Worry not, Stiles. I think you are cool.

[studmuffin]

[ Blush. ]

Awh hey dude, thanks. You're totally awesome too.

[doeswhathewants]

That, I already know.

[studmuffin]

I like a nice healthy ego.