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Right.

If somebody's lost an axe today—now you've got one hour to reclaim it. You'd know if it was yours! It's pretty distinctive, you can't mistake it: about this long, this heft—

[ see Edward.

see Edward toss an axe and catch it by the handle. ]

You lost it out of a window six stories up or higher.

[ see Edward's slightly homicidal grin. ]

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[worldofourown]

Are you sure they lost the axe accidentally?

Perhaps they were just trying to kill you.

[studmuffin]

dude!

[ Has anyone made the lead umbrella yet? ]

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[papermagic]

Something fell on you too?

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[ probably, and somewhere in Ed's soul he can feel its shadow looming already. ]

WHAT.

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IT DIDN'T JUST FALL.

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You think so? Where'd you get that clue?

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[ FRY SQUINT... ]

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Who're you?

[worldofourown]

The City's full of lunatics and murderers. Surely.

[ Mock-squints back. ]

Who're you?

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And morons and villains and klutzes, I noticed.

I'm not the one starting up a private conversation for trivia.

[worldofourown]

Think you'll fit in?

Does that mean I get trivia for my troubles?

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[papermagic]

[why are you shouting noooo]

...It landed?

[binarysky]

Six Stories?

Geez, you're lucky it missed you!

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Not interested either way. Are you looking for trivia?

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It. Was. Thrown.

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I can guarantee right now there was no luck involved.

[worldofourown]

Only if you're offering, little one.

[ Oh snap. ]

[ OH SNAP. ]

[binarysky]

What do you mean? It didn't—did it hit you?

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Maybe it was meant for you.

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[papermagic]

But why would someone throw an axe out of a window?

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Bingo.

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Why the hell are you asking me?

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Tchhhhhhh.

[ SURE RIKU'S A KID BUT HELL IF HE'S APOLOGISING. ]

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Hah. They're pretty clumsy assassins, then.

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