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#51 - [video]

[Stephen is in his bathroom. Shirtless. And is willingly posting on the network. Yep, poor boy is cursed as well and is going to regret this come tomorrow.]

Anybody else feeling weirdly confident today? Not that I'm complaining. It feels good.

[He gives his reflection another grin before he yanks on a shirt. He's dropped the flannel today and has gone for one of the fitted t-shirts he usually wears as an undershirt. He flicks off the lights and his device.]

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Good huh?

[Starting to feel annoyed he was left out of this one.]

Yeah. It's pretty unusual.

As opposed to how you feel, what, everyday?

Yeah, I guess so? For some reason I don't normally feel like walking around with my shirt off, which is weird.

Because it's fuckin' cold in Canada.

Toronto gets up to 40C in the summers.

How warm is that?

[He understands only fahrenheit.]

It's over a hundred Fahrenheit. Cook eggs on the sidewalk temperature.

Get out of here, that happens in the Valley, not Canada.

I swear to god, man. It's a fucking city. It gets hot.

So you're tellin' me a rock and roll guy like you doesn't peel it off even when it's egg frying season?

I own shorts.

[Thinking thinking thinking....]

You know what you need?

What?

Budgie smugglers.

Huh?

[SO PLEASED TO NOT BE THE CLUELESS ONE THIS TIME.]

Look it up. Ask somebody.

[There's some tapping from Stephen's device. Then a great deal of silence.]

Is that even supposed to be attractive?

Only if you're already goodlooking to start with.

I still don't get it. At that point, why not just be naked?

Why don't you take it to the next level: jock strap.

Is there a reason you're encouraging me to try out kinky underwear?

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