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[valentineluke]

Wasn't the marrying sort before. The tiny chance of ever changing my mind on that matter has been completely obliterated today. Even the thought of having a significant other seems highly unlikely now.

Better to stay forever single and do whatever I please with my assets.

Comments

[infernoandhearth]

Multiple people, then?

[valentineluke]

Putting out to the masses that I'm unattainable? Yes.

[infernoandhearth]

How very daring of you. I'm sure they'll all attend.

I might suggest: next time you want to be left alone, possibly don't post about it. You'd be much less attainable if you never spoke at all.

[valentineluke]

On the contrary, at least in this world.

[infernoandhearth]

Really? I suppose I've been going about it the wrong way, then.

[valentineluke]

Whatever works best for you, do it.

[infernoandhearth]

What terribly good advice. I shall leave off doing the worst thing for myself instantly.

[valentineluke]

Polygamy?

[infernoandhearth]

Oh, never! You really are missing out, you know, by sulking about and bemoaning your loneliness. You might try. Perhaps see if you've any charm at all. I mean, I wouldn't count on it but you won't know until you try.

[valentineluke]

Am not one to lack for 'company', dear boy.

[infernoandhearth]

You really must learn to lie better.

[valentineluke]

Nice try, but I don't kiss and tell.

[infernoandhearth]

If I'd any interest in your sex life, I'd be offering. Did you ever manage to remove the sewage smell from your house? Would you like me to replenish it?

[valentineluke]

Be very quickly turned down.

The concern at the time was for my City based place of business and a change in the wind.

[infernoandhearth]

How lucky that I had no intention of ever offering, then.

A change in the wind underground.

[valentineluke]

Below, such a prank could get you job offerings for interior decorating.

[infernoandhearth]

I've really no idea what you're on about.

[valentineluke]

Just as well.