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LENA DUCHANNES ([personal profile] claimyourself) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-09-27 02:24 pm

Eight Moons ℂ Video

[Lena's holding some paperwork in her lap, with the camera set up to film her. And she's totally forgotten to lock this to the intended party.]

Everything here looks pretty good. I mean, it's really common sense: you get your stuff and I get mine. But, um, Pavel? I did have a couple questions.

Under the "unusual circumstances" clause, it says "In the event of a party transforming into an inanimate object, ownership of assets of both parties, communal and individual, shall revert to the unaffected party, and the unaffected party shall ensure the safety of the affected." Do people really turn into inanimate objects here, or is this like a worst-case scenario thing?

And uhh, [and now she squirms a little,] I didn't know you wanted children. Shouldn't we discuss that a little first?
candothat: (Baffled: WTF)

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[personal profile] candothat 2012-09-27 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
The woman who drafted this insisted that, sometimes, it happens, and that it is best to be legally prepared.

[Um. Well.]

Ay, yes... it seemed sensible to add that...
candothat: (Surprised)

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[personal profile] candothat 2012-09-27 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Much too young, yes. Would you like me to ask to have it removed before we sign? Or should it remain?
candothat: (Smile: Lopsided)

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[personal profile] candothat 2012-09-28 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, we can do that. I will ask to have it removed for now.

[The curse also renders logic futile. Of course they can't have children, even if they were to stay married; who stays in the City long enough for that?]

Lena, I should tell you that I will be disappointing as a conversationalist and bringing in far less money than usual.
candothat: (Smile: I am adorable so there)

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[personal profile] candothat 2012-09-28 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
[This is why he's marrying Lena. It has nothing to do with being cursed.]

I love you.
candothat: (Smile: Pleased)

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[personal profile] candothat 2012-09-28 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Have you decided what sort of ceremony you would like?
candothat: (Smile: Laugh)

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[personal profile] candothat 2012-09-28 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
There are too many Russian traditions! If my mother and father were to plan a wedding, it would be a week long with broken cups everywhere, and we would be destitute because all of my family's money would be spent on food and drinks. I, personally, am happy with a nighttime ceremony and candles.
candothat: (Relieved)

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[personal profile] candothat 2012-09-28 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[His smile abruptly becomes unusually shy.]

It is meant to determine how happy the marriage will be. The more pieces that the cups break into, the more years of happiness.
candothat: (Smile: Whatcha gonna do)

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[personal profile] candothat 2012-09-29 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
A million pieces would be hazardous, as well. My father likes to tell me that, when he and my mother were married, there were so many pieces of glass that they were finding them years later.

Candles will be nice.
candothat: (Smile: Small)

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[personal profile] candothat 2012-09-29 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, that would be taken in stride. Something so small wouldn't ruin the happiness brought about by favorable predictions.

Thank you. It would be unfortunate if the ceremony had to be performed in the dark.
candothat: (Smile: Laugh)

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[personal profile] candothat 2012-09-29 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I am glad I can be of use to you.
candothat: (Serious: Earnest)

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[personal profile] candothat 2012-09-30 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry--that was meant to be teasing. I know that you love me, and that you know that I love you, also.