mortemscintilla: ♥ I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning (Li - Mmm~ Foooood~)
Hei (Li Shenshung) ([personal profile] mortemscintilla) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-09-27 04:46 am

♦ ♦ 8th Contract

[ 'Li' stands in his spartan kitchen. Surrounded by steaming pots and colorful heaps of groceries, he chops vegetables at uncanny speed. At the counter is an embarrassment of dishes. One would assume he's expecting company. ]

[ Nope. That's just how much the boy eats. ]


Prenups, hm? Practical.

Except a perfect contract doesn't guarantee perfect results.


[ Stew simmers in the big pot as he sautes the onions together with garlic and beef cubes, adding water-chestnuts and baby corn. He tips the contents of the saucepan into the pot, stirring it in with a wooden spoon. Noticing the Network device, he smiles benignly. ]

I hope everyone's having a good week. The previous curses revealed valuable information were really difficult for some people. [ He moves to mix sauces in a small bowl. Stops, as if remembering something. ] Oh -- and Korra? [ A blush spreads across his face. He stammers like a tall boy whose voice has cracked. ] You'll, um, have to tell me what Water Tribe dishes you like. Also, maybe we could sit down and discuss this ... document-thing the City's lawyers drew up? At least before we, um ... [ He blushes again. Returns to stirring the sauce with renewed vigor. ]

[ Such a bold and assertive Groom-to-Be. ]


[ OOC: Cursed. And probably dimly aware he's cursed? He knows he'd have no logical reason to marry except as a cover. The strikeouts in the prenup indicate his thoughts. ]
negativegate: (wasn't me)

[personal profile] negativegate 2012-09-27 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
What are you planning? A crazy party?
Edited (hurr durr grammar I'm awake) 2012-09-27 12:40 (UTC)
riches: or drinks on me (37.)

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[personal profile] riches 2012-09-27 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Whoa, whoa, is that some legal prenups she's seeing??? Not at all cursed here and adequately startled! HOLD YER HORSES, BUSTER. Or your salads, as the case may be. ]

Korra shouldn't sign anything without someone else present to go over that document on her behalf first, I hope you're going to let her know that.

[ wtf is all that about sleeping together no less than five times a week, whatwhatwhaaaat. NO. Defensive bff time is now, especially since Korra has no idea how to deal with business-related shenanigans. Asami has a feeling the Avatar would sign away her own bending if the small-print was minute enough rather than read officially approved legislation back-to-back. ]
candothat: (Smile: Small)

[personal profile] candothat 2012-09-27 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You are friends with Korra?
blackshadow: Another neutral expression. (pure [:|])

[personal profile] blackshadow 2012-09-27 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a lot of food for not even making the Water Tribe dishes yet....

[ Water Tribe food... :( ]
riches: or drinks on me (76.)

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[personal profile] riches 2012-09-27 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ YESYOUDIDGOOD. B( Now then; ]

You can start by striking through the last block on camera, right now.
blackshadow: Eyes wide and looking at something in disbelief. (no sugar? [:o])

[personal profile] blackshadow 2012-09-27 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
When? Into tomorrow? [ Fish. Make fish, Li! ]
riches: or drinks on me (92.)

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[personal profile] riches 2012-09-27 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ THIS. FACE. ]

All of it, it's ridiculous.
blackshadow: (starving myself [8|] [:<])

1/2

[personal profile] blackshadow 2012-09-27 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Good, very good! >:| ]

...
blackshadow: Looking over his shoulder curiously as he eats a biscuit snack. (red [:o])

[personal profile] blackshadow 2012-09-27 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Your cooking must be really good...
riches: or drinks on me (59.)

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[personal profile] riches 2012-09-27 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ You should be, Li. YOU SHOULD BE. ]

You're not just marrying Korra out of the blue, that's insane, but I want to see you personally scribble out what's written down there. That is, if you hope to get within fifteen feet of her in the future.

[ Your dick can stay in your pants, Li, and out of her friend for those precious five days. ]
blackshadow: Another neutral expression. (pure [:|])

[personal profile] blackshadow 2012-09-27 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Hasn't she had it before?

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