2.7;

[binarysky]

You guys have it all wrong. People aren't born because of men and women doing...that. They're born when someone sticks a Keyblade into their heart to free it and makes a couple of new people without hearts as a result. They don't even need diapers.

[pause]

At least, that's how I was born.

Comments

[binarysky]

[Birds, bees, it's not too complicated. Except for the parts where it is.]

How would you ever? I didn't even think it was really possibly, but that doctor said it was true!

[Endless bromiseration]

[skylight]

[ and if not complicated then....turtleduck awkward again orz....because really, umbrellas? things on fire? w h y ... ]

You think maybe he was just...joking?

[ say yes.... B( ]

[binarysky]

He seemed pretty serious about it...

[But he is a bad liar, braintwin.]

[skylight]

[ so true ._. alas... ]

Guess we should take his word for it.

[ pause ]

Not that I'd ever use an umbrella for that! The only thing an umbrella should be used for is rain. Or as a raft...

[binarysky]

[Distraction achieved!]

A raft? How would that work? You're too heavy. You'd just make it sink.

[skylight]

[ ARE YOU CALLING HIM FAT, BRO? 8C

well no. the bro speaks sense....sora replies the only way! with some of his own?! sorta. ]

Depends on the umbrella!

I met a bear once who did it. I mean, he was made of fluff mostly so, that's probably how that worked, but I bet we could make an umbrella that would work kinda like a little boat.

[binarysky]

[MAYBE. Yes.]

It'd have to be a pretty big...

[He falters at that, Sora's words triggering one of those not-quite-real moments. A memory comes floating up, not quite his but not quite borrowed. A bear, a boy, a woods where everything was peaceful and the Heartless had no place.]

Pooh?