2.7;

[binarysky]

You guys have it all wrong. People aren't born because of men and women doing...that. They're born when someone sticks a Keyblade into their heart to free it and makes a couple of new people without hearts as a result. They don't even need diapers.

[pause]

At least, that's how I was born.

Comments

[errandry]

Free it, huh. That sounds waaay more painful.

[binarysky]

It might have been. I don't know. You'd have to ask Sora.

[errandry]

Think I'll pass! Pretty sure that doesn't go for most humans anyway.

[binarysky]

It doesn't. Not even where I'm from.

[errandry]

Trust me, you are not missing out.

[binarysky]

On being born like normal people?

[errandry]

Saves you a lot of stories and health classes!

[binarysky]

Heh. I guess so. I've never actually been to school.

[errandry]

There's no intergalactic schooling system or anything?

[binarysky]

I'm not an alien.

icon, whyyyyy.

[errandry]

Thought you said you were before.

[binarysky]

I did? Well...I'm not.

[errandry]

So, what, you just got born in a weird way?

[binarysky]

Pretty much, yeah.

[errandry]

... yeah, you definitely got lucky on that one.

hurf brainfart

[binarysky]

If you say so.

1/2

[errandry]

Hey, anything that gets you out of ten thousand versions of The Talk oughta count as luck!

[errandry]

... what do you do with all that extra time anyway?

[binarysky]

I think I'm getting those talks today anyway.

Uh...well, before I came here, I had a job to do, for a while. And when I left that, it didn't much matter anymore.

[errandry]

Yeah, but you can pass on 'em if you don't qualify!

You've been here for a while, though, right?

[binarysky]

Over a year now.

[errandry]

So? What do you do now?

[binarysky]

Not much. Sora wants to start up some kind of errand business.

1/2

[errandry]

That's work, automatic disqualification.

[errandry]

... no arcade games or sports or anything?