2.7;

[binarysky]

You guys have it all wrong. People aren't born because of men and women doing...that. They're born when someone sticks a Keyblade into their heart to free it and makes a couple of new people without hearts as a result. They don't even need diapers.

[pause]

At least, that's how I was born.

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[signatures]

What are you going on about?

[binarysky]

[Sigh] Never mind. It's a curse. Everyone's talking about s...sex and babies and stuff. I was never a baby, but that's how I was made, so I guess it counted.

[signatures]

Are you sure that 'key' and 'heart' aren't just euphemisms told to you when you were young?

[binarysky]

I'm sure. And it's a Keyblade. That's different.

[signatures]

Hmm.

[binarysky]

What?

[signatures]

You were clearly raised by a very inventive group of people.

[binarysky]

Eh. Some of them were. Others were pretty lazy.

[signatures]

I can see that.

[binarysky]

Oh, do you know Demyx?

[signatures]

I know of him. Are you two friends?

[binarysky]

We live together.

[signatures]

How's that for you?

[binarysky]

Fine? It's not a big change. Like I said, he's one of the ones who 'raised' me, though he didn't much take part.

[signatures]

Well.

No wonder you've got ideas about this key and heart business.

[binarysky]

Huh?

[signatures]

Nothing.

[binarysky]

No, what?

[signatures]

Does Demyx know much of it?

[binarysky]

About...how I was created? Yeah, he knows all of it.

[signatures]

Do you often go to Demyx for explanations of your origin?

[binarysky]

I never have.

[signatures]

That's a relief.

[binarysky]

I...guess?