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[whitetwoguns]

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[Hello Network! It's Mr. White. He appears to...not be wearing a shirt. Weird. Especially considering that he is most often or not in some sort of a collared shirt.]

I'm never the kinda guy who's been known to brag or anything but I'm in the prime of my life still. Fellas younger than me are already on the decline. I'm an attractive man. Types like me you don't see much anymore. 

[For a man who does not know what myspace is, he happens to know the angle well enough. There's some exposed chest! And he has some ink. A stylized king and queen sort of a card pair that is partially obscured by how he's standing. It's not quite still.]

I'm fuckin' attractive. Nothing I can hide.

[Smile there not quite sheepisly.]

Me and Lula here [a brief flash of hair and a skimpy suit belonging to whoever is apparently Lula the cigarette girl at the casino, what you really get to see is a leopard something something that he's wearing] were cutting a rug when it hit me. I gotta call out. There's a whole lotta living I should be doing and for fuck's sake sexy looking pieces of shit like me can't go to waste.

[There's still some movement because the dancing hasn't quite stopped which would explain why the camera quality is not what it could be.]

[ooc; Forward dated to around noon!]

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[orangetoughguy]

[What the ever loving fuck.]

[whitetwoguns]

Hello there to you too.

[boutant]

You shouldn't have to hide. Show them what you've got, Mr. White.

[ There's a headtilt as she looks at the camera a little closer. ]

That tattoo is really eye-catching. I've never had a tattoo. What do you think, where would you put one?

[ A few steps back, and then a twirl. Ariadne's in a short red dress and fishnets, with eyeliner and red lipstick, and she is looking pretty damn sexy herself.

Pause. ]

And where did you put your guns?

[whitetwoguns]

Just enough. You always gotta leave em wanting more, so they say.

[Woah. Woah. Woah. Someone hung up their scarves to take something else out of the closet.]

I got ways. You don't need to go worrying yourself.

[Looking. Looking. He also leans some in what looks like a door frame. The man's not home just yet.]

Hell, don't look like you have many worries.

[orangetoughguy]

The hell kind of question is that?

[blonderazorshiv]

[ Yeah, no, he's... seconding Orange on this one. ]

[whitetwoguns]

[Jealous much?]

[orangetoughguy]

[For once they're on the same side but for different reasons B(]

[shall_yield_us]

Shall I swoon now, or have you a preference for later?

[orangetoughguy]

[whitetwoguns]

Whatever. Except maybe hire somebody to catch you. Don't wanna be a mess, right?

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[intheblanks]

Is there much money in budgie smuggling these days?

[Who knows whether Chase is following the same line, the video is chest up.]

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[orangetoughguy]

What?

[Butting in, but also this video could get interesting.]

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[whitetwoguns]

How's that?

[O hello other shirtless man.]

[signatures]

You really ought to put some clothes on, old man. Or turn the device off.

[whitetwoguns]

And not show what people are missing?

[orangetoughguy]

Are you really one to talk?

[charring]

[Oh, Good Christ. But, Charlie's cursed too so there's not much she can say.]

Rock on, man. Rock on.

[whitetwoguns]

[Haven't you ever seen a very confident older man, Charlie?]

That's about all I know.

[orangetoughguy]

You're encouraging him.

[Awwwwwwwwww yea.]

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[socoolbrewster]

Tarzan called. He wants his speedo back. Jesus Christ, gramps, might want to warn a guy before you pull that "only as young as you feel" shit.

[Ed still looks half asleep. Mostly because it's NOON AND WTF ARE YOU DOING UP, SIR. But his hair's a mess like it's intentional, he's nursing a mug of red stuff, and he's also currently without a shirt. ...Which really isn't as impressive as he probably thinks it is.]

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[whitetwoguns]

Fuck you, Peewee. You're gonna wish that you looked like this at my age.

[Excuse him while he takes his show on the road. Yeah. Real people are up and about at noon long enough to go to work then ditch.]

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[entangles]

I like the enthusiasm.

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[whitetwoguns]

There's a whole lot more where that's from, dollface.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

There is no fucking god.

[whitetwoguns]

Why you gotta go and be a downer, Pink?

[child_radical]

[What be this fuckery?]

Well this ranks up there for being one the most scarring sights I've ever seen.

[whitetwoguns]

Just scar tissue with the tattoos. No big thing. You'll see more like it when you're older.

[duplicities]

Leopard print. Interesting choice.