005: Audio

[rianofski]

Do we all posses these ridiculous shirts? First of all, I'd like to make it known that I don't wear t-shirts.

[And admittedly, if you could see him right now, he'd look pretty strange with his t-shirt reading "I built an underwater utopia and turned it into a horrible dystopia and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!" under his suit jacket.]

Now let me inquire as to this... you needn't tell me what your t-shirt says, but I'm curious -- are all of your t-shirts true?

[Because he thinks his is a horrid lie, of course.]

Comments

Re: video;

[rianofski]

[He shrugs off his suit jacket and turns around, holding the camera up to show the back of his t-shirt, which is, fortunately, entirely devoid of any further comment.]

Anything?

Re: video;

[prosopopoeia]

Not a word.

Re: video;

[rianofski]

Perfect. I can only imagine what they would have written.

[A sigh.]

The front of my shirt is still inaccurate, I'll have you know.

Re: video;

[prosopopoeia]

Certainly.

[Although really, she's not all that convinced.]

But your underwater utopia is true, of course.

Re: video;

[rianofski]

But of course.