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[synanthrope]

I don't wear T-shirts.

[She does not sound pleased]

This one doesn't match anything. I will not be coming in today. Shop is closed. Go somewhere else.

The City could at least make this curse stylish.

[ooc: she won't be seeing anyone in person today because her shirt reads: I killed my father and ate him and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.]

Comments

[studmuffin]

I think my ankles are too big for them, but y'know. [ He's joking, he promises. ]

[synanthrope]

But I do. I have them up to six inches.

[studmuffin]

Woah.

[ Because now he's imagining it. ] Killer.

[synanthrope]

Would you like me to wear them?

[studmuffin]

[ Slightly squeaking. ] Y-yeah?

[synanthrope]

When you come in, I will.

[studmuffin]

Hey, so do people actually have to go underground for gas?

[synanthrope]

Yes.

[studmuffin]

With the monsters?

[synanthrope]

Yes.

[studmuffin]

Awesome.

[synanthrope]

I'll tell you where I go.

[studmuffin]

Yeah? Thanks, that'd be a big help.