poly_chromatic | 004

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Crowdsourcing this one since I haven't found the answer myself.

My mother was a tree and a needle, as well as being who she was. My father was lightning and a thread. Who am I?

[ooc: Someone might be a tad retributive, in a very low-key way, about someone else's intrusive interest in his lack of a sex life. ]

Why?

[ooc: because somehow the "small" tags and the "font face" tags are interchangeable in my head. WTF self?]

sarcasm bcause they sound terrifying

You've chosen a poor medium for sarcasm.

95% of my life is sarcasm

That's right, it's your superpower. I forgot.

need 2 stretch it every once in awhile

95% exceeds the definition of once in a while.

im also a pathological liar

You're really playing up your strong points.

i try i try