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4 ☽ VIDEO ☾ DANCING WITH THE

I can't wear this.

[This, my friends, is a statement, haughtily intoned as Berthier plucks at the costume she's pulled on. She does look emphatically disgusted with it.]

This is a sack. A sack with a bib, I look like I'm expecting to give birth.

[She gives another irritated motion.]

And what absolute fool would think this color would be flattering on me? Can you not see how pale my complexion is? What idiot is responsible for this travesty?

[She carries on fuming for a moment, and then.]

I can't wear it. I won't. Find me something else. Immediately.

[Or there will be hell to pay.]

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Your clan is just you and one other person, isn't it.

Don't be ridiculous.

Two other people?

I have three sisters, and there are a number of individuals above us.

Is the number two?

It is not.

[And just in case it shuts him up,]

I would advise you stop speaking so irreverently of our royal family.

[Bless. Nothing shuts Luke up.
Well. Short of sewing his mouth shut.]

What's stopping you?

Nothing is stopping me.

Then why not advise me?

You should take the advise as read.

Perhaps I should. But I won't, fair warning. If you're royalty, why not just wear your own dress rather than complaining about this one?

I am not royalty by any means.

Is everyone royalty in your clan aside from you and your three sisters?

They are not. We have two princes.

I congratulate you on your good fortune.

Do stop talking.

You're right. I'm only getting in your way.

Precisely.

After all, you've clearly no need of a conversational partner when you're quite happy to provide for both roles all by yourself.

[Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.]

Bless.

[And Luke's gone.]

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