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Arthur Pendragon ([personal profile] pratful) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-09-14 10:00 pm

010 ♛ Voice

[ He tried to make a private call to Merlin. It failed. Technology still escapes him sometimes. ]

Hey, do the clothes around here shrink or something? I'm definitely feeling a little bit of a pinch.

[ ever since Charlie's moved in, the food has gotten better and Arthur's been eating a heck of a lot more of it. Looks like the honeymoon phase is starting to wear off and they weren't even going out! ]
charring: (alert)

text:

[personal profile] charring 2012-09-15 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[or...there would be a text if...charlie could bring herself to say anything that didn't potentially suggest Arthur might have gained some weight.

Also, she really can't help but think "oh oops. my bad." so this also makes texting hard. She opts for skipping his question entirely.]


Arthur, have you seen the gym in the City? Also do you want to go jogging with me sometime?
charring: (adjusting the camera)

text:

[personal profile] charring 2012-09-15 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
There's a wide variety of exercise equipment.
charring: (Default)

text:

[personal profile] charring 2012-09-15 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. Also. Sometimes clothes shrink in the wash?

[Charlie, you've gone past being too nice and are now bordering on doing Arthur a disservice. Work on that.]
charring: (alert)

text:

[personal profile] charring 2012-09-15 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Sorry. It might be my fault. Just a bit.
infernoandhearth: (Really)

[personal profile] infernoandhearth 2012-09-15 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You're thinking about it the wrong way. No-one else has shrinking clothes, so it's not the curse of the day.

Which means you're getting bigger. Also not the curse of the day, so you've done it all by yourself.
wetworking: (spider · to · fly)

[personal profile] wetworking 2012-09-15 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh. It's that idiot man who thought women didn't have preferences.

Time to have "fun".]


Perhaps you've gotten fat.
hexuality: (innocent; wide-eyed)

[personal profile] hexuality 2012-09-16 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
If clothes are shrinking, I swear I didn't do it.

This time.
errandry: (jump who from behind?)

[personal profile] errandry 2012-09-18 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
—you didn't wash 'em, right?
charring: (alert)

Re: text:

[personal profile] charring 2012-09-18 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Blame my cooking.
charring: (Default)

Re: text:

[personal profile] charring 2012-09-18 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Go shopping, then. Get yourself some more comfortable attire.
errandry: (under your porch! because I love you!)

[personal profile] errandry 2012-09-18 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ because you should have specified, Arthur. ]

Yeah, yeah. You still pay him over here?
errandry: (ooooooh BURN.)

[personal profile] errandry 2012-09-18 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Not exactly a real job if he's just babysitting you for free!
charring: (amused and relaxed)

Re: text:

[personal profile] charring 2012-09-18 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Alright.

[Be prepared for meals that are better for you and still taste amazing, Arthur.]
errandry: (violence is not the answer.)

[personal profile] errandry 2012-09-18 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just saying! Or maybe it's not the clothes.

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