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[othersdie]

[A very wet hand grabs the recording device. After a moment of darkness, the device is set down (with absolutely no gentleness whatsoever) on the edge of the fountain. From off screen:]

I'm not surprised you're here.

[After a few moments full of drippy noises--the sounds of someone wringing his shirt and hair out, maybe--the device is retrieved and turned to show a wet and unamused Justin.]

It hasn't been a year, has it?


[ooc: Yeah, I brought him back. Do appraise him of the police situation!]

Comments

[valentineluke]

Not surprising you were brought back well after the 'Sewer Incident' - which the current staff, of course, did nothing about.

[punchedhitler]

Excuse me:

The police was aware of the fires, but as they were contained to a limited space and resolved, and also, as we are not the fire department, we weren't called on scene.

However, if you're interested in pressing charges, you're more than free to come into the office.

[valentineluke]

Excuses, excuses.

No. However, I pity those who do.

audio:

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

If you're not interested in pressing charges, how about shutting up? The police force wasn't contacted, like Steve said, for reasons he explained.

And congrats, by the way, for sounding like that old man who sits on his porch screaming "GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN, YOU DELINQUENTS! YOU'RE UPSETTING MY CATS!" while shaking a cane in the air.

If you don't like how it's run, make yourself useful and offer helpful advice. Stop being a douche. I've met children who bitch less than you do.

[punchedhitler]

Thanks for you inquiry, but for future reference, if you can't be part of the solution, stop being part of the problem.

[He's been watching you, Luke. He knows exactly who you are and what you're doing.]

[doeswhathewants]

Apply cold water to the above Captain America induced burn.

[infernoandhearth]

Oh, it's an "incident"? Brilliant! I did present you with solutions, you realise.

[beyourarmy]

I could've actually DONE something about the situation, but no one called me for it. That means the citizens, by the way. I can't be everywhere at once, and if no one rings us up, not our fault.

If you want something done about it next time, inform someone when it's happening. Not that difficult.