002 :: Voice then Video

[hulkbusted]

[Transmission opens with a crashing sound and low curse that ends in...] --ck!

[A different voice, much deeper, comes in.] Sir? I think you dropped your-- [Fingers on the microphone muffle whatever the man says before...]

Thanks. [And then there's another crash as the communicator hits the ground again.]

What's your problem, buddy? [The man with the deep voice sounds kind of pissed off.]

Look. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I have this. I don't know what it is, actually. I'm sorry. Thanks for your help, but think I'm just going to sit down here and wait for these arms spasms to pass. Why don't you just take these technicolor coins and-- [Yes, there's the sound of coins hitting the ground and the following deep-voiced profanity cuts out of the transmission for the sake of little, innocent, Loki ears.

A video transmission cuts in a minute later and Bruce is sitting on the ground next to his communicator with his face in both hands.]

Dear world, I take it back, my day could get worse.

[ooc: Back from con! If you have a thread in Bruce's last post that you'd really like to see picked up, let me know. Otherwise, I'll grind up the remaining stale threads to bake fresh, tasty threads for your gaming delectation.]

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[doeswhathewants]

[Twirling the glowstick of destiny] Saying your day could not get worse only invites bad things to happen, I have noticed.

[hulkbusted]

[Dear world, bite me.]

Where did you get that?

[doeswhathewants]

[Dear Bruce, LOL LOKI'D -No Love, The World.]

That is awfully forward. Why, do you like it?

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[threeolives]

Serrure, what did I tell you about that staff and Dr. Banner?!

(private)

[doeswhathewants]

Oh, this Dr. Banner. [Don't buy that innocent look.]

[infernoandhearth]

I'm mainly impressed by how that man has clearly managed to avoid anyone else cursed all day. Or else he's an incredibly slow learning curve.

[hulkbusted]

I wasn't really aware of it until it hit me. I wasn't in town most of the day. Maybe he was similarly isolated.

[infernoandhearth]

Or maybe you're both not terribly observant. Which system are you not a part of today?

[studmuffin]

[ Blurted out. ]

Oh god, you're so cool.

[ He hasn't seen the Avengers yet, he's so sorry, but you're all Bruce Banner-y and Stiles is anti-fourth walling so he'll grin nervously. ] I mean that was an awesome throw.

[hulkbusted]

[Is this teenage snark?]

I think the most awesome thing about it is that this thing is still working. They don't make them like this back home or I might be able to hang onto a phone for a while.

[studmuffin]

[ *_________* He will add Bruce to his collection of Avengers to follow. ]

Yeah, I tried to drop mine off a bridge but it just ended up back in my room.

[video]

[accidentalfugitive]

When people told me there were curses here, I didn't think they meant people suddenly became butterfingers.

[video]

[hulkbusted]

There's kind of a difference between dropping and throwing. I don't know what it is, but I just have to throw things on the ground.

[video]

[accidentalfugitive]

Huh, people should probably avoid picking up things that are important then... Or that are alive. Are you just going to sit on the floor until it ends?

[punchedhitler]

I've been catching things all day.

[hulkbusted]

You probably inspire a sense of "damn the man" in most people you meet today.

[punchedhitler]

[Language....]

What?

[hexuality]

What made it awful in the first place?

[hulkbusted]

I may have spent too much time recently reading the network's record of my prior stay here.

[errandry]

Yoooou get those a lot? Arm spasms?

[hulkbusted]

If I did, that would probably be very bad.

video;

[sixwinged]

Days can always get worse.

..especially if someone says their day can't get any worse. Or thinks it.

video

[hulkbusted]

Yes, thank you, I might have thought for a moment that that immutable universal law might have been different in a new universe.

[debrief]

It sounds trife, but things usually can and sometimes will get worse.

[ At least Loki has left the City. ]

The City has that in common with any other place.

[hulkbusted]

If one more person tells me that today... [He lets the threat hang because it's an empty one.]

That remark wasn't meant for public consumption.