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[asofwar]

The large hall with the portraits of people who are not in the City, I take it to be trustworthy, correct? I wonder how often people wander inside, just to make sure. Has anyone been able to trick whatever magic makes it work?

private; filtered to the Avengers & allies;

If the paintings do not lie, I am the only one left of my Asgard. That is all.

private; filtered to Serrure;

If you still desire to be trained, answer me this first: how fast can you run?

Comments

Private to Sif

[doeswhathewants]

They are only the smallest bit uneven.

private to serrure

[asofwar]

No. And stop trying to change me, or anyone.

Private to Sif

[doeswhathewants]

Yes, Sif. I only wanted to help.

private to serrure

[asofwar]

Well, do not. I happen to like the way I am, and I have no more need for magic or modifications.

And telling your intended that you wish to fix her appearance will earn you a broken nose of your own.

Private to Sif

[doeswhathewants]

Oh.

Well. Okay.

private to serrure

[asofwar]

Well. How would you take it if she were to say she liked your sense of humour but you had to look like someone else.

Private to Sif

[doeswhathewants]

People always wish for me to change, it is no different.

private to serrure

[asofwar]

We can all be selfish that way. [Ugh, pause.]

Try to think of what would likely get you hit, if you were to say those things to me, for example. Then reproduce the edited version to your friend.

Private to Sif

[doeswhathewants]

Frighteningly good idea.

Though, you wouldn't hit an innocent face like this, would you, Sif?

private to serrure

[asofwar]

I would.

Private to Sif

[doeswhathewants]

Cruel.