Abed Nadir (
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poly_chromatic2012-08-28 01:03 pm
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[Something is off in Abed's world. Ever since Penny left. He doesn't understand it, and he doesn't know what to do about it.
He's still volunteering at the Welcome Center, even though he sucks at it. It's not like when he started at Greendale and he could ask and answer a million questions a minute. He had been desperate then to make something new of himself, to be the kind of person who had friends.
He's not that desperate anymore; he's guarded now, though he doesn't realize it yet. This makes it hard to do his job the traditional way. But he's always been good at finding non-traditional solutions.
What do people like? Glee and American Idol have broad commercial appeal -- so people like music. They're all cover songs and remixes, so people prefer old songs done again to new songs -- see also Michael Buble.
It takes him awhile, but he finally comes up with what might be the perfect solution.]
[video/action]
[Abed is standing on the ledge of the fountain. He's wearing a top hat and sporting a cane, along with his usual jeans, t-shirt, and sneakers.
He sings.]
One long stay in the mystery City
One long stay, filled with so much to do
Every few days, a new curse hits the City
Sometimes a fun one, and sometimes a glum one
But you'll make it through!
We're told it's run by Deities
But the Welcome Center's by Penny
Pizza's free on Tuesdays all year long.
Everyone gets a network device
Completely free! Can't beat the price!
Get comfy 'cause you'll probably stay for long ~
I want to be in this -
[He's surprisingly athletic and dances gracefully on the ledge. But some prankster decides it'd be a great idea to hit his leg.
SPLASH! Abed goes tumbling into the water.]
He's still volunteering at the Welcome Center, even though he sucks at it. It's not like when he started at Greendale and he could ask and answer a million questions a minute. He had been desperate then to make something new of himself, to be the kind of person who had friends.
He's not that desperate anymore; he's guarded now, though he doesn't realize it yet. This makes it hard to do his job the traditional way. But he's always been good at finding non-traditional solutions.
What do people like? Glee and American Idol have broad commercial appeal -- so people like music. They're all cover songs and remixes, so people prefer old songs done again to new songs -- see also Michael Buble.
It takes him awhile, but he finally comes up with what might be the perfect solution.]
[video/action]
[Abed is standing on the ledge of the fountain. He's wearing a top hat and sporting a cane, along with his usual jeans, t-shirt, and sneakers.
He sings.]
One long stay in the mystery City
One long stay, filled with so much to do
Every few days, a new curse hits the City
Sometimes a fun one, and sometimes a glum one
But you'll make it through!
We're told it's run by Deities
But the Welcome Center's by Penny
Pizza's free on Tuesdays all year long.
Everyone gets a network device
Completely free! Can't beat the price!
Get comfy 'cause you'll probably stay for long ~
I want to be in this -
[He's surprisingly athletic and dances gracefully on the ledge. But some prankster decides it'd be a great idea to hit his leg.
SPLASH! Abed goes tumbling into the water.]