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Lordosis. It's a mating position common to most mammals, involving the forward tilt of the pelvis along with an arch of the spine. During the event, we've started to call it doggy style. Pre-mating it's generally viewed as an invitation.

Have you ever noticed what high heels do to a woman's posture?

So, I guess what I'm asking is, which one of you was the really flirty spaniel?

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Certain curses. Not as a come-on.

[hexuality]

Wouldn't work very well as a come-on, anyway. I barely use them as a come-on.

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Maybe you should.

[hexuality]

This isn't sound roundabout way of saying my being short puts people off, is it?

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...No.

[hexuality]

Good.