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Lordosis. It's a mating position common to most mammals, involving the forward tilt of the pelvis along with an arch of the spine. During the event, we've started to call it doggy style. Pre-mating it's generally viewed as an invitation.

Have you ever noticed what high heels do to a woman's posture?

So, I guess what I'm asking is, which one of you was the really flirty spaniel?

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[justamessenger]

A few weeks ago.

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You've been keeping uncharacteristically quiet.

Settled back in yet?

[justamessenger]

Sometimes I have to step back and let other people take the spotlight for a while.

My old apartment was free, which is good. Some of my stuff was even still here.

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Gracious. I think that's the first stereotype I've seen you adhere to.

Did you have an old roommate?

[justamessenger]

Really? Only the one?

Nope. But I don't stay home often.

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Well, there are the wings.

But you take away from the angelic effect when you make statements like that.

[justamessenger]

Oh, are angels supposed to sit at home with their arms crossed all day? I think I missed that memo.