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[mrsnose]

I for one am glad to see everyone return to their usual shape. Not that I doubt that most of the dogs were harmless, just...[Someone really could've lived without the inflation in dog population in the City...] It felt like a silly curse, as well as a confusing one, I imagine.

Not as confusing as going about randomly kissing people, but - uhm, yes. Well. Either way.

[A beat.] Oh, right, another thing! Doctor, I have - [She pulls out a hat.] - this for you, for letting me use the tools at the shop. It...felt a little bit like home.

And while we're on the subject, and most of you can answer in words and not barks - what did you used to do, in your world? I'm curious.

[ooc; She (was)is afraid of dogs :C]

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[mrsnose]

You're not sure?

[mortemscintilla]

It barked like a dog. But it looked like a bear.

It was very -- [ Terrifying. ] -- confusing.

[mrsnose]

You're right, I'm not sure what that is either.

[mortemscintilla]

If you want my advice, avoid going outdoors.

[ Whisssssssssssssspering. ]

I think it was a man-eater.

[mrsnose]

[GASP] Really?

Wouldn't people know about it, if it was dangerous?

[mortemscintilla]

I think it just arrived. It was splashing around in the fountain.

[ Wince. ]

It had paws the size of my head.

[mrsnose]

That sounds terrifying...

[mortemscintilla]

It was.

[ He nearly cried. ]

If you do see it, try not to run. Or, at least, stay very still. I think it has vision like the T-Rexes in that dinosaur movie.

[mrsnose]

...what is a tee rex?

[mortemscintilla]

It's -- [ How to explain? ] -- A dinosaur? It looks like a big chicken with sharp teeth.

[ A sound example, Li. ]

[mrsnose]

Big chicken...with sharp teeth...


All right...

[mortemscintilla]

...Um.

[ Give him a sec. He'll find a picture on his device. After much inept fumbling. ]

[ And. ]

[ More fumbling. ]

Like this!

[mrsnose]

[Opens the file and -

Jumps.]

That looks nothing like a chicken!!

[mortemscintilla]

[ Is it really that scary? ]

[ Re-examining the image. ]

You can't see the whole body in this one. But they have the same tiny arms and big legs.

[ Sage nodddddddddd. ]

[mrsnose]

And it looks nothing like a dog that looks like a dog, either!

[mortemscintilla]

Just in terms of eyesight.

I hear T-Rexes couldn't see prey that stood still.

[ So misinformed. ]

[mrsnose]

I just - what?

[mortemscintilla]

That's what the movie said. I figure they must have researched.

[ No, Li, no. ]

Haven't you watched Jurassic Park?

[mrsnose]

Movies are a novelty to me.

[mortemscintilla]

I don't watch too many myself, actually.

But this one was a classic. Everyone should see it.

[ ....Stop it, Li.... ]

[mrsnose]

I'll take note.

[mortemscintilla]

[ Happy to have helped. ]

It's a little scary. But it has a PG-rating. Nothing too gory.

[mrsnose]

[YOUR WORDS ARE VERY CONFUSING RIGHT NOW....]

Mmhm.

[mortemscintilla]

[ HIS EXISTENCE IS CONFUSING. ]