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[asofwar]

Hogun, Volstagg, Fandral - we appear to have been separated on the journey here. Though it has been millenia since I have last been on Midgard, I have to confess that this landscape does not look at all like I expected it would be. The locals seem...willing to help, at the very least, but deluded into thinking that this small box I am now operating will help my message get to you.

Still, it does not hurt to try.

We should regroup as soon as possible. I will wait two hours, but no more. If you are not here by then, I will go find him on my own. Remember we are on a mission here. No gallivanting around.

[ooc; \o\ \o/ /o/ ]

Comments

[inmyothertights]

Oh.

Oh dude.

Uh.

Hi.

I mean.

They're not gallivanting.

audio;

[asofwar]

I have been told.

audio;

[inmyothertights]

So.

Hi.

Has anyone explained things around here?

audio;

[asofwar]

Yes.

The people here are...most accommodating.

Re: audio;

[inmyothertights]

We try.

So.

Hi. I'm Billy Kaplan and I am having a super awkward day, here.

audio;

[asofwar]

Yes, you've said hello three times so far. I am Lady Sif.

audio;

[inmyothertights]

Only three? That's better than I thought.

audio;

[asofwar]

Am I causing it?

audio;

[inmyothertights]

Well.

Yes.

audio;

[asofwar]

Why?

Re: audio;

[inmyothertights]

Because you're...Sif.

I don't know if you know this but you're kind of one of my favorite Asgardians ever.

[Along with the rest of the Asgardians]

audio; boy you are too precious

[asofwar]

Oh. [So there is one who knows of them, and of her.]

In that case, thank you.

audio; he loves you sif and not in the usual way teenage boys do

[inmyothertights]

You're welcome.

audio; she hasn't been loved in the usual way teenage boys do in a long time either

[asofwar]

I'm...[A small laugh.] I must confess I am not sure how to proceed, faced with such admiration...is it?

audio; sif, sweetie, you hang out with five v. attractive men. Go get some.

[inmyothertights]

Oh, well, I mean. Thor found you?

audio; did you just count volstagg in there?

[asofwar]

He found me, yes. The opposite of what had been my intention, when I set out on this mess, but...

[And let's not even speak of the rest of the story; what came after the reunion. None of that.]

How is it that you know of us?

audio; okay four and one acceptably attractive one

[inmyothertights]

Well...Thor lives with me. Sort of. I mean, he's staying with us while he's here.

audio; in a large teddybear possibly married way. will...get some.

[asofwar]

Is he! In that case, we shall meet in person, as well, at a point.

And how do you know of me?

audio;

[inmyothertights]

I used to read a lot about Asgard, when I was younger.

audio;

[asofwar]

Ah, the legends.

audio;

[inmyothertights]

If you tell me they are all lies - no wait.

Don't tell me they're all lies.

audio;

[asofwar]

And what truths would you rather hear?

audio;

[inmyothertights]

Anything you have to say I will believe.

audio;

[asofwar]

Blind faith in someone you barely know might not be the best decision.