according to jim

[metaman]

[text]

Normally I'm much better about keeping up with these things. Guess I just haven't been feeling it.

I'm sorry. This is the Jim Belushi of network posts. It exists just to remind you it exists, pretending to have relevance but meaning nothing.

Comments

text;

[skintoskin]

... what?

[audio]

[riches]

The who exactly of network posts?

[wouldnotkindly]

[Jack is still pretty sure he doesn't like this guy. But even so...]

Who's Jim Belushi?

text;

[metaman]

What?

[audio]

[metaman]

Jim Belushi. He's an actor, known for cinematic masterpieces like Cougars, Inc., Scooby Doo and the Goblin King, and Casper's Scare School.

[metaman]

See above.

It's nice to know there are worlds where he doesn't exist.

[audio]

[riches]

I'm not sure what a 'cinematic' masterpiece is, but it sounds very interesting if you're taking people for examples out of them.

[audio]

[metaman]

Cinema. Movies.

[there's something approaching horror in his voice]

You come from a world without movies?




[ooc: Totally unrelated, but I don't think I friended you on plurk and this is a crime! /is also Korra-mun]

[audio]

[riches]

[ Gosh, calm down! Aaah. ]

Seems so. Everything here looks a little sleeker than what we've got. Telephones and electricity aren't too different but I hadn't seen transmitted pictures until I got here.




[ OOC: /adds! C: ]

[audio]

[metaman]

A magical world of wonder waits for you, my friend. Which, for the record, does not include anything done by Jim Belushi.

I'd recommend starting with Ghostbusters, An American Werewolf in London, Back to The Future, Blade Runner, Stand By Me, Stripes, Star Wars IV through VI, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Jaws, Raising Arizona, Jurassic Park, Seven, The Matrix, Goonies, Breakfast Club, Real Genius, Better Off Dead, The Fog of War, or Pulp Fiction.

[audio]

[riches]

If you had to pick one to top them all, which would you recommend?

text;

[errandry]

... I dunno if that's supposed to be deep or spam.

[wouldnotkindly]

Uh. [Give him a minute to check.]

So... You were being sarcastic. [Yes, his snark detector is still dull enough that he has to check that as well.]

[valentineluke]

Forever stuck in his brother's shadow.

[metaman]

That's taking the metaphor a little too far. This entry doesn't have a brother.

[metaman]

Sorry, wasn't that clear? I'm still trying to master the art of sarcasm.

text;

[metaman]

If it was spam, I'd be giving you advice on how to make your penis bigger.

[audio]

[metaman]

[Sharp intake of breath. DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST ASKED?!]

I-- I can't! That's like asking someone to choose the best episode of Cougartown!

[wouldnotkindly]

Uh... [Now he's just not sure at all.] No?

[metaman]

What can I do to be more sarcastic?

[This is a legit question. Not that you can tell.]

[wouldnotkindly]

[No, he really can't.] Uh, I don't know... Are you being sarcastic right now?

[metaman]

No.

[wouldnotkindly]

Oh.

[He pauses.]

Well... I still don't know.

text;

[errandry]

Hey, there's deep spam too!

[audio]

[riches]

Give it a little more thought and get back to me.