Piglet's 37th Adventure

[verysmallpig]

[Video]
[Piglet smooths out a rather large piece of paper in front of his network device which sits on the floor. His little feet carry him around so that he can peer into the recording camera and point at the map in a Meaningful way.]



H-h-hallo there. [He gulps nervously before glancing back at where he's pointing.] This... is the Hundred Acre Wood. I-I mean a Drawing that shows Where 'Everyplace Important' is At in the Hundred Acre Wood.

[Yes. Piglet Can write.

He blinks back at the map, having a Very Unpleasant realization to which he attends to by grabbing up a large pencil and making amendments.]

O-oh d-dear, no. I m-mean this was where things Were... b-b-before O-Owl's House f-fell a-and-

[His voice drops into frantic mutterings as he crosses things out and makes new more 'Accurate' drawings of what People Should expect if they were to Visit.]



[ooc: Piglet = 100 Acre Wood representative for Citizenship Day. Please feel free to ask for a brochure, he'll be happy to draw a new map.]

Comments

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[mrsnose]

[The expression 'when pigs talk' is no longer valid.]

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[mrsnose]

It looks like a very pleasant place.

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[verysmallpig]

[His little head peers back at the camera from his drawing.]

O-oh why yes, it is! E-e-except th-this tree here is now Sideways... Not a Very Good way for a House to be, you can imagine. [And here he points to the area previously marked as 'Owl's House', and moves his paw up to point at what Was 'Piglet's House'.] A-and so Now he's Here... w-when he's at home.

I, h-however, am living [And he turns back to write his own name (the E is, however, backwards) just under 'Pooh Bear's House'] over Here. Th-that is... I Was.

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[mrsnose]

It looks nice. You're good at drawing.

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[verysmallpig]

[Oh Piglet Does so very much like to feel that he's good at Something. His little cheeks get a bit more pink than normal, and he fidgets and beams happily at the camera.]

I-I am? D-do you really think so?

[mrsnose]

Of course! And good on you for trying, too!

[verysmallpig]

Oh, I'm so glad that you like it. D-do you want one? I can make another. Th-that is to say, one that's Right.

[mrsnose]

I would like one, if it's not a bother.

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[keepinitsaucy]

Uh... If it's any consolation, I think it's a really awesome rendition of the Hundred Acre Woods, even with the pending revisions.

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[verysmallpig]

W-why Thank You.

[Piglet seems Very pleased.]

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[verysmallpig]

I thought it was Very Important for p-people to know in case they were to visit, you see.

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[keepinitsaucy]

It looks like a really awesome place! I wouldn't mind visiting it at some point, if we could get to it. What's it like there?

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[verysmallpig]

Oh, well... There are a Lot of trees, and fields, and even a few streams where you can play a good game of Pooh sticks.

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[keepinitsaucy]

Um... Pooh sticks?

[indecent_butterfly]

There are more like you?

[verysmallpig]

Like me?

[indecent_butterfly]

Little talking toys pigs.

[verysmallpig]

Oh, no. N-not right now as I'm Here. But if I were back home in the Hundred Acre Wood, then there would be me.

[He draws his little paw to his face and his piggy brow furrows for a moment.] Um, s-so I think I mean no.

[indecent_butterfly]

Who else lives in your land then little one?