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[dignity_misery]

[ This video, this first one? Carla actually meant to post this. It starts with a view of her face, sunlight reflected off a pair of sunglasses, a breeze tugging at her long hair. There's a gentle bobbing motion, and the blue of the ocean water laps at the edges of the video. ]

Goddamnit, Isabela... [ A soft exhale. ]

She's gone, if anyone was looking. I'm taking the ship, but I'm sure she'd want someone who'd drink it to take the booze.


[ Meanwhile, a set of file attachments have been tacked on: ]

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. . .

[ The contents have come from an untitled folder where she dumped all of her pictures and videos of Mr. Blonde. They are by and large pornographic, some of them were clearly taken on purpose, while others are angled badly, half-hidden in sheets; moments when the device turned itself on. ]

[ Some of the images aren't filthy at all, though. Carla asleep with her arm over the dog, or curled under Blonde's arm, slow kisses. All in all? More than you ever wanted to see of either of them, and more of her relationship than Carla would have liked to show you. The fact that they've appeared simultaneous to her making her address from the ship may be a clue that she's not the one responsible for having them shared. ]

Comments

Video

[mortemscintilla]

[ TMI OVERLOAAAAAAD. ]

Um...

Video

[dignity_misery]

[She gives him an annoyed look. Um what?]

Video

[mortemscintilla]

[ He saw more than he ever needed to. ]

...Your device is being strange too, huh?

Video

[dignity_misery]

[She frowns.]

What?

[She does start to investigate it, because she knows that it does all sorts of bullshit that no one wants it to.]

Video

[mortemscintilla]

...It's showing - pictures.

[ Of stuff. ]

Private

[worldofourown]

[ 8( ]

Private

[dignity_misery]

[Let's say she's figured it out by now and is looking morose.]

I should be charging.

Private

[worldofourown]

Funny how quickly these weekends go from amusing to repulsive.

[ Don't look so sad, sis. ]

Private

[dignity_misery]

Maybe I should get rid of these now...

Private

[worldofourown]

Do you want to?

[ He's not sure, if he had so many mementos of Diva, that he could part with them. ]

COMMENT NOT HERE:

[pinkeffinprofessional]

COMMENT NOT HERE:

[dignity_misery]

[Shut up Pink, you loved it. I bet there's a fanfic somewhere all about it.]

video

[bedsidemanners]

Nice.

video

[dignity_misery]

[She looks a bit put out, honestly.]

You're welcome.

video

[bedsidemanners]

Should I pretend I meant the booze?

video

[dignity_misery]

[She shrugs.]

Do you like rum?

Re: video

[bedsidemanners]

I didn't realize the two of you were that close.

Yeah, I do.

[voice]

[keepinitsaucy]

[CAN'T UNSEE. OH GOD.

Some hours after initially seeing this, he'll respond and just... pretend like he had never seen the images at all and go into sympathetic friend mode.]

I'm sorry she's gone... I never met her, but that has to be hard.

[voice]

[dignity_misery]

[WHAT. ANDREW. YOU ARE SO CONFUSING. It actually makes Carla start to laugh. Being consoled over losing her fuck buddy? (Friend, business partner, let's ignore those other bits.)]

She had a great rack.

[voice]

[keepinitsaucy]

[Well. That wasn't an answer he was expecting. Now he just sounds flustered.]

Um. That's great. It'll be missed.

[Yeah, just gonna turn red over here. Good thing you can't see!]

[voice]

[dignity_misery]

[There's time to learn to expect these things from her.]

It will. Do you drink rum?

[intheblanks]

[She already knows how he handles this kind of exposure. He's never mentioned the photos returned to her without so much as a fingerprint marring the sheen. But some days don't give him the choice of whether or not to reply.]

Annie are you OK,
Are you OK, Annie.
Annie are you OK,
Are you OK, Annie.

[dignity_misery]

[Pause.]

You're singing again.

[Also, not answering that question.]

[intheblanks]

We can be there for tweaks and repairs should you come back home.

I'm impressed you noticed.

[dignity_misery]

It was in French last time.

[Spoiler: She'd liked that.

Also? Still not answering.]