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[vicodincrutch]

 video;

[Oh there he is. Scruffy faced. Slurping on a straw.]

Okay. I'll bite. What did you bring me?

[Slurp.]

Why do you people always come unprepared to be hosted?

[He'll even act offended, Dr. Manners right here.]

[ooc; come at him, bro. Any trauma will be forgotten. Let's do this. Ttly backdate friendly!]

Comments

[pikapikachu]

Pikachuuu!

[vicodincrutch]

Where is my badge and my Charazard?

[pikapikachu]

{Have a very confused Pikachu}

Pika?

[vicodincrutch]

You'd think that with the language barrier there would be a translator or someone would have taught you sign language.

voice;

[red_on_rice]

I'd like to say kidnapping's a new low for you, but I'd probably be wrong.

voice;

[vicodincrutch]

You can't kidnap the willing.

[scamminbuffers]

Same as always, huh house?

[pikapikachu]

Pika pika!

{You need FINGERS for sign language, Doc.}

voice;

[red_on_rice]

Can we skip the part with the witty banter, Greg, and get to the part where you buy me a ticket home?

[vicodincrutch]

[The little yellow punk has a tail and ears that move. What are these pokemon enthusiasts doing really?]

Same to you pal.

...Look as long as the presents don't come from your insides, I'll deal.

video;

[ineuphony]

Bring you?

voice; 1/2

[vicodincrutch]

That part is so fun. Sounds like you're rusty. I guess that's what happens when you don't subject yourself to proper stimuli.

voice;

[vicodincrutch]

It'll happen on its own. And that's not because you're a pretty face. That's just how it works.

Everything is always my fault, isn't it?

[vicodincrutch]

The original is always better. Hollywood told me so.

video;

[vicodincrutch]

Uh huh.

Candy? Vouchers? Coupons?

Re: video;

[ineuphony]

I don't even know you.

voice;

[red_on_rice]

My phone's not working, I don't know where I am, and you're here. What am I supposed to assume?

voice;

[vicodincrutch]

I bought a phone scrambler, some cool drugs and lost my will to stay out of jail.

Clearly.

[dr_conscience]

If we wind up with a stack of stale fruitcakes, you're eating them.

voice;

[red_on_rice]

Just explain what's going on. I don't have time for this.

[vicodincrutch]

I'm setting them on fire.

It'll be an experiment.

voice;

[vicodincrutch]

We're trapped in some sci-fi grade place between worlds.

But you'll go back, you're special.

[scamminbuffers]

Wouldn't the original Dr. House not have a cane?

video;

[vicodincrutch]

That makes the two of us.

[vicodincrutch]

I am the same. My replacement hasn't arrived. If he did, we'd do battle. There can only be one.