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[waitedforyears]

[ The video clicks on to reveal two familiar faces: the City is, once again +1 Scottish redhead and +1 floppy-haired bow-tied Doctor. Even if said Doctor is currently hiding the floppy hair under a sombrero.

They're both grinning wildly. ]

Do you want to do the honours? I think you should.

[ The Doctor looks pleased, taking a deep breath and then he is doing a truly remarkable impression of a drum roll. While Amy is not giggling. Really. ]

Guess what, City? We're back. Did you miss us?

[ A beat. ] You better have. Roll call, who's here? Barnes, you better not have left while I was gone or I will confiscate all your alcohol.

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[waitedforyears]

Now I'm just jealous.

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[studmuffin]

Well, the hangover wasn't so epic. You missed that part.

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[waitedforyears]

Yeah, I may have had a few of those at some point.

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[studmuffin]

They are not so awesome.

[ But drinking is. Drinking is super fun and Stiles wants to do it again. ] But hey, at least there some fun to be had around here.

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[waitedforyears]

'course there is. There's plenty of fun if you know where to look. Not as fun as fish vampires from space, admittedly, but not everything can be Venice.

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[studmuffin]

Fish vampires from space? [ A small beat. ] Hey, wanna be my new best friend?

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[waitedforyears]

I know, right?

What, have you misplaced your last best friend?

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[studmuffin]

Yeah. Pretty much. [ And oh, almost down looking. ] I'm the only one from my world here, so.

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[waitedforyears]

Gotcha. Position of best friend's already taken by the bloke in the hat, but hey, always room for one more, yeah?

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[studmuffin]

Sure, I'm totally capable of wheedling my way in there if I have to.

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[waitedforyears]

Yeah? [ A beat, and she looks amused. ] So, Stiles. What do you do?

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[studmuffin]

[ Jerk off? ]

I haven't figured that out yet.

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[waitedforyears]

You're like, what? Sixteen? Seventeen?

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[studmuffin]

Seventeen. [ Pausing. ] Almost.

But hey, I'm totally mature for my age.

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[waitedforyears]

Gotcha. 's what I used to say, too. [ EXCEPT ANOTHER TYPE OF MATURITY. ]

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[studmuffin]

Well, as long as there's no judgement going down, I'm cool with it.

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[waitedforyears]

Nah, don't worry.

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[studmuffin]

Because I am an old soul. [ Severe nod. ]

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[waitedforyears]

'nother one of those, really? [ She already has the Doctor. ]

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[studmuffin]

Nah, I just like to pretend I am so people let me get away with more stuff.

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[waitedforyears]

That's not so bad, then. Good thinking.

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[studmuffin]

I'm totally the town genius.

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[waitedforyears]

With a healthy sense of self-confidence, too, I approve.

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[studmuffin]

Sometimes you have to blow your own trumpet.

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[waitedforyears]

Oh, nothing wrong with that.