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[waitedforyears]

[ The video clicks on to reveal two familiar faces: the City is, once again +1 Scottish redhead and +1 floppy-haired bow-tied Doctor. Even if said Doctor is currently hiding the floppy hair under a sombrero.

They're both grinning wildly. ]

Do you want to do the honours? I think you should.

[ The Doctor looks pleased, taking a deep breath and then he is doing a truly remarkable impression of a drum roll. While Amy is not giggling. Really. ]

Guess what, City? We're back. Did you miss us?

[ A beat. ] You better have. Roll call, who's here? Barnes, you better not have left while I was gone or I will confiscate all your alcohol.

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[keepinitsaucy]

How can someone not appreciate a sombrero? It's fun and festive!

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[waitedforyears]

No, no, don't encourage him.

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[keepinitsaucy]

Why not? He seems alright.

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[waitedforyears]

Because he has a whole hat shop at his disposal and River isn't here to shoot them all, that's why.

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[wearafeznow]

[ Pause. ] River wouldn't shoot at me, we understand each other now.

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[waitedforyears]

Ah, but she'd shoot the hats, she would.

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[wearafeznow]

The hats haven't done anything wrong.

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[waitedforyears]

That's what you think.

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[wearafeznow]

I don't know what your vendetta's about Pond, but it makes me very uncomfortable.

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[waitedforyears]

It's not a vendetta, it's fashion sense.

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[wearafeznow]

I find them fetching.

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[waitedforyears]

Yeah. You're kind of the only one.

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[wearafeznow]

I can't possibly be.

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[waitedforyears]

Why do you think River shot the fez?

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[wearafeznow]

Because she's very cruel. [ Much like her mother. ]

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[waitedforyears]

Because she's got good taste.

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[wearafeznow]

Clearly not if she doesn't like the fez.

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[waitedforyears]

That was a show of good taste, shooting the fez.

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[wearafeznow]

It was vandalism.

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[waitedforyears]

It really, really wasn't.

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[wearafeznow]

Encourage me all you like. Ignore Amelia. Festive is good.

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[keepinitsaucy]

Alright, well -- wear more sombreros! Maybe a santa hat or two. I also hear top hats may be making a come back.

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[wearafeznow]

Well luckily we've got all of these things still in stock! If you like hats, you should come and visit us.

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[keepinitsaucy]

[Andy won't say no to free stuff and getting a weird novelty hat from anyone in the City is rather appealing. If anything, it'll make a nice decoration.]

Yeah, sure! Where are you guys at? I'll swing by at some point.

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[wearafeznow]

Oh, we're at (insert address here).

We don't look open but just push the door anyway.