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[There's no sound on the device, save for the sounds of this playing in the background. And Mindy doing running commentary.]

Jesus, that girl's talkative. Like, really, really talkative. She doesn't even give Carl a chance to say anything.

[Pausing pausing and the sound of Mindy munching on something and then laughter when Carl reacts to pages being taken out of a library book.]

Holy shit. That kid's ten and he's already a push-over. [Another pause and then more laughter.] Why did they dress like it was a funeral? For fucks sake, smile, people! It's a damn wedding!

[And then she's quiet.]

Whoa. Hey. Hey, hang on. Wait just a fucking minute. [Nope. She's not liking what she's seeing.] Why the fuck is something like that in a kids movie?

[She's goes quiet again. And remains quiet for the remainder of the opening scenes, at one point going 'oh, no' but other than that, she's not saying a word. And then the movie goes quiet. She's paused it.]

This can't be a kids movie. What did I just watch?

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Doing all right, Mindy?

anna don't ever watch up it's a disney movie but it's very depressing in the first ten minutes this is not a kids movie

I have never even heard of it, so I wouldn't worry.

seriously in the first ten minutes this kid meets this girl who's going to be his wife and they have a happy marriage and want kids but the wife can't have kids so they grow old and the woman dies and that's just the first ten minutes.

This seems like a short amount of time for such a large impact?

It was very well done. It was just weird to see in a kids movie. Not that I'm an expert on kids films.

Loss effects everyone.

I know but...it was kind of unexpected.

Yes. It is sometimes. I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it.

Maybe the rest of the movie will be better. I had to pause it for a moment.

I hope so. I imagine it will be. Don't give up.

Do you want me to let you know how the movie is when I'm done?

Of course, I would be happy to hear your review.

Okay! It'll be a couple hours.

I will be here.

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