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[merespark]

Dear Network, I have two questions for you. Answering them won't take long, I promise.

[ since Spitfire lost his ability to walk in a trade he's gotta find other ways to amuse himself while he can't run. (for a month!! ack.) making stupid posts on the network will be one of them. ]

First: when did you last have a haircut? Was it ten years ago? I can tell. Some of you could really use one.

[ this is where he somewhat chuckles to himself. ]

As for the second one... if someone asks you out to do stuff, it's a date, right?

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[superbeast]

It can't be a date all the time-- that sounds like it'd be really limiting.

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[merespark]

What's so limiting about dates?

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[superbeast]

Limiting in that if they're all dates, when do you just have friend-time? Or what if it's your mother, or some parental figure, asking you out to do stuff? Probably not a good date.

[merespark]

ARE YOU DATING YOUR MOM

[valentineluke]

I trim on a regularly basis.

[merespark]

Do you mind turning around so I can see better?

[valentineluke]

[in the mood to show off his 'crowning glory'. Flicks the video on. Pulls the full length of golden perfection over a shoulder.]

[merespark]

[ well the colour is certainly nice. the length's good too. ]

I'm impressed.

[errandry]

... shouldn't you know the answer to that one already?

[merespark]

I know you never take off your hat unless you have a good reason to.

Your sister cuts your hair at home, doesn't she?

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[errandry]

Not that, I meant the other th—!

[errandry]

That's a pretty good... deduction.

[ ... IT'S A DEDUCTION, RIGHT. ]

[merespark]

[ WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE. ]

It's easy to tell. You don't seem like the type to waste money on barbers. Not that it's "wasting money"...

[zipperbent]

Are these answers imperative to your well-being, Spitfire?

[merespark]

Very much so. Please answer.

[zipperbent]

[dramatic sigh] Alas, you leave me no choice.

First: I think I had a trim about a month and a half ago? This 'do requires a lot of maintenance, okay.

Second: Give me some details, first, man. Don't be stingy.

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[brobeforehos]

Not necessarily. Could be a friendly outing.

[merespark]

But aren't dates friendly too?

[brobeforehos]

Well, it'd certainly be helpful to be on friendly terms with whomever you're dating. But what I mean is that you can go out with a friend without there being anything but platonic intent.

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[crowing]

One: Can't remember.

Two: No. Old dudes are supposed to know this kind of thing.

[merespark]

[ again with the old. COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW. are you part of the new generation or not?! ]

Yeah, I don't think scissors can cut through that.

[crowing]

It's Kuu's home! It doesn't need to be cut!

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[skypsalms]

I... I really can't remember the last time I got my hair cut. [ a sheepish laugh but that's not nearly as important as the next part ]

And I think, if you want it to be a date then it's a date.

[merespark]

I think your hair is fine as it is, Kururu. Cutting it would just take off some of the personal edge. Take my word for it.

[ WHY SO ADORABLE. ]

That's a lovely way to put it.

[skypsalms]

R, really? It isn't... too wild?

[ BECAUSE IT'S HER NATURE?? ]

There's no need to over-complicate things, s, since things are already complicated enough sometimes.